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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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Quote by kiera
I am explaining Guy Fawkes/Bonfire night to Loki. Telling him all about the bonfires and fireworks this weekend. It's very British.

Hey Grace

Remember, remember the fifth of November,
Gunpowder treason and plot.
We see no reason
Why gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!

Guy Fawkes, guy, t'was his intent
To blow up king and parliament.
Three score barrels were laid below
To prove old England's overthrow.

By god's mercy he was catch'd
With a darkened lantern and burning match.
So, holler boys, holler boys, Let the bells ring.
Holler boys, holler boys, God save the king.

And what shall we do with him?
Burn him!


Penny for the guy. And throw another faggot on the fire.
Slipping in, claiming only enough blankets to cover my not inconsiderable posterior. Hold me tight and we should be okay.
I am the sexiest. I will always be the sexiest. You may squabble all you want over my throne, but it is now and ever shall be mine.
It is with a sad heart that I announce ... who am I kidding, I'm always happy, and horny.
In public, please. I want witnesses to make sure you don't touch me.
Anything your heart (and beautiful body) desires.

Edit: So not looking where I was going.

I will leave it to your imaginations who that was for.
Quote by Shannon3K
ABSOLUTELY !!


Yes, absolutely.

"I find farm animals more appealing, both aesthetically and intellectually." May I steal that on occasion?
I am the sexiest. I will always be the sexiest. You may squabble all you want over my throne, but it is now and ever shall be mine.