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Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States
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Force of Nature
Quote by kiera
I am going to fake my own death. I won't have to go then. Fucking Purley of all places, my car best not get fucking stolen.
Purley? Fuck that for a game of soldiers.
Tell them you are being held captive by a fat old tart who refuses to let you go while there is an unlicked square millimetre on your body. One at a time.
*snuggles* 
Force of Nature
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings, y'all. (SLURP) Thanks to Curvy and Big Bertha, life may be returning to my beat-up old body. (SLURP) Ah, I needed that.
Can't recall the last time someone crawled, staggered or just walked up to the bar and asked what I hated most. Well, I'm here to redress that oversight. Number one on my list is:
Getting kicked-off LUSH w/o warning and then having to log back in. Doing that involves digging up my list of passwords, hoping nothing has been changed, then hoping I type everything in correctly, then re-typing after the inevitable fall from perfection occurs, then rejoicing when I'm actually allowed back in.
So my question, do other folks get kicked off LUSH w/o warning and have to log back in? Secondary question: why does this happen?
After that rant, I feel the need for some of Big Bertha's brew fortified with an unhealthy dose of Beaver Breath Branky. Our grand champion has requested a mug of the coffee the Sensual Lady is buying today, along with other adult beverages of choice.
So whaddabout the rest of you potholes in the road of LUSH life, whatcha wanna drink?
It hasn't happened to me yet, but there are sites that drop me from time to time. No readily apparent reason, of course. There are a couple of sites which "for security reasons" dump me once a month. The PW is the lesser problem. Now I have to remember where I left my phone, then remember where I left it this time, make sure it's on, make sure it's charged, remember why I wanted it, all so they can text me a six-digit code without which my password is useless.
As for passwords, I use LastPass. It works on every OS I've tried it on, and almost every browser. It takes some figgerin, but it's worth it.
Pot of - no, wait, I see skates being sharpened on the banks of the Styx, I'll have a large, old, single malt please, gaffer. Neat, the way God intended it.
