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Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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I have never, in 50-odd years of having hair down under, cut or removed a single one. I felt Tom Hanks' pain in Sleepless when he asked: "Whatever happened to pubic hair?" But I got used to it. I still prefer bush, but it's marginal.
Tights are great if you want a stinky cunt. I drove a friend from London to Edinborough in August. She was getting kind of ripe by Carlisle, but when she removed her tights in Edinborough I almost threw up.
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I had to re-read that! I thought it said *tits hanging around your knees!


You'd better not be thinking of mine. They haven't reached my belly button yet.
Every encounter is different. Anything from ten minutes of furious fucking to three hours of kissing and licking and rubbing and whatever feels right. If I leave my partner at least as happy as I am it was good.
Fond is such a tame word. Madly, deliciously head over heels in love comes closer. Oops, did I say that out loud?
I'll certainly not pass up the chance of a drink, a date, or a fuck with the beautiful Red Sun.
I am happy and horny. It's wet and miserable out, but it's a beautiful day.
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I've pulled a train, but never had sex on one.


I pulled train for a bunch of hairy bikers just after my 16th birthday. They were gentle when they needed to be and rough when they needed to be. I hope yours was as good as mine.

I've never streaked unless walking naked through the ravine to school counts. Afik nobody saw me, so probably not.

Have you ever had sex in front of several people who did not know what you were doing?
The fist that recently left me, and the dog which came for a cuddle.
Yes, that's what they are for, isn't it?

Have you ever had sex on a train?
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"Your call is important to us" - no it fucking well isn't, if it was you would not keep me waiting 50 minutes. What do you do with unimportant calls, send the callers a letter?


Tell me about it! Our electric co-op has found a way to make it especially annoying. "for details go to www dot " "Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line and an associate will be with you shortly." In three years I have never found out where to go for one particular rebate.
Yes.

Ever had three cocks or strapons in you at once?
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I am male yes, I'm actually an English man living in Ireland so that's probably Strike two! But we can have a latte for sure


I was born in Londinium, 50/50 English/Irish, so you are still good. and so was the latte, thank you.

E, it's tea time, and I have something resembling scones.
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motivation for today. do shit and I'll send you pictures of my boobs. smile


What do I have to do to get pictures of your boobs?

If this was Starbucks I'd ask for a latte. 'Cept if this was Starbucks I wouldn't be here. As long as you steer a wide berth past the heads this place is vastly superior. Hell, even Coma and Tose help with the ambience. So anyhoo, a pot of tea please. I have to brave the elephants when I leave, to cut firewood for the next several crappier days.
Rider cock horse to Banbury Cross.

(I know, so sue me.)