You can't have a full English breakfast without both. Fried eggs, bacon, sausage, black pudding, baked beans, fried tomato, fried bread.
TV or a movie?
Mornings are for sleeping. The dawn chorus is my lullaby.
Sex or breakfast first?
Almost.
Have you ever met your celebrity crush?
East-West - The Paul Butterfield Bluesa Band
The album Supernatural by Santana
Reading some titles on my bookshelves:
Rusty Bedsprings by I P Nightly
Brown Spots on the Wall by Who Flung Dung
But wait, there's more.
Why do ducks have webbed feet? For stamping out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet? For stamping out burning ducks.
Bedrock Twitch - The BC52s
My husband calls it soda. I don't touch the stuff.
Computers. Willum has one and I have three. I'm waiting for a 6TB drive for one of them.
Could you live without a computer or laptop?
Perfect timing. I have to go out in a few minutes and I could realy use a coffee with my friendly neighbourhood coffee fanatic.
Yes, probably in every provnce east of Quebec.
Have you ever burst into song in public?
Special time on Saturday.
Wonderful to see you today.
To the best of my knowledge there is only one nude pic of me. My husband took it. I'm a fat old tart and proud of it.
Do you recognise this?
"Now take this special liquid and put it in their aquaduct
'Tis made from special mushrooms that I meself 'ave plucked
And when them Romans drink it they'll be rightly screwed up.
I didn't argue. I didn't think much of his poetry though."