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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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You can't have a full English breakfast without both. Fried eggs, bacon, sausage, black pudding, baked beans, fried tomato, fried bread.

TV or a movie?
Mornings are for sleeping. The dawn chorus is my lullaby.

Sex or breakfast first?
Reading some titles on my bookshelves:

Rusty Bedsprings by I P Nightly
Brown Spots on the Wall by Who Flung Dung
But wait, there's more.

Why do ducks have webbed feet? For stamping out forest fires.
Why do elephants have flat feet? For stamping out burning ducks.
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I also write mysteries under a different name. I cringe at the thought that Homeland Security would ever look at my browser history.


Don't forget the gloppitta-gloppitta machine.
My husband calls it soda. I don't touch the stuff.
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For anyone confused, please read the revised guidelines for the category: https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postst71892_Announcing-our-new-Microfiction-Category.aspx

The majority of submissions have been really good. Some, average. And of course, a few people seem to be taking the mick a bit.

We want this category to be a huge success. It will hopefully encourage new authors to write and publish here, especially those who might not feel they have an entire story in them just yet. Plus it offers up a savage challenge to existing writers.

Talking of which, it must be time for a new competition ...



I was not taking the Michael. I honestly believed both my efforts were worth submitting. In fact, I still believe the short one was valid, but I accept the mod's decision and the fact that you were displeased. I won't do it again.

I write because I enjoy it, not to get my numbers up or in any way to game the system. Like Annie the Naughty I reject many stories unfinished. I get in trouble if I push them.
Computers. Willum has one and I have three. I'm waiting for a 6TB drive for one of them.

Could you live without a computer or laptop?
Perfect timing. I have to go out in a few minutes and I could realy use a coffee with my friendly neighbourhood coffee fanatic.
Yes, probably in every provnce east of Quebec.

Have you ever burst into song in public?
To the best of my knowledge there is only one nude pic of me. My husband took it. I'm a fat old tart and proud of it.

Do you recognise this?

"Now take this special liquid and put it in their aquaduct
'Tis made from special mushrooms that I meself 'ave plucked
And when them Romans drink it they'll be rightly screwed up.
I didn't argue. I didn't think much of his poetry though."