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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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Quote by LYFBUZ
Its actually Canada but we keep it a secret


Sorry, I had no idea. I've been telling everyone. Canada is where my sex life started, and where I met many sexy ladies.
This is along the lines of "Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."

What has your lover or BFF done for you that makes her stand out from the crowd? Setting the tone from my own experience:

When you are working to finish an article that's already a day late so that you can't stop, not for anything, not even for sex, a truly special lover will crawl under your desk and eat you.
Quote by SylviaK
Sometimes share a feeldoe between me and my girlfriend. smile


A wonderful invention, on either end. Not only does the wearer have better contact for greater arousal, she has better control over penetration. This is the situation you'll see described in the dictionary under win-win.
What works best for you? What will give you the best possible orgasm? THAT is my favourite position.
Quote by SylviaK
He asked: "Would you like to see my vasectomy scar?"


If I ever write a book of classic failures that will be a chapter title.

How long did you laugh, and were you able to hide it until out of his sight?

Kissing you passionately on the mouth, "Please allow me to introduce myself. I'm Grace."
Quote by Joannem310


So true. A guy wearing lingerie might turn some women on, but I'm not one of those. The trans women I've been with were femme, their smooth skin and sexy bodies were a major part of what turned me on! That, and their lovely cocks, of course.


I can't get near a cock on a man, not even in cyberspace. It's a state of mind thing, not, as I originally thought, the penis itself or the XY chromosome. Once a man turns a corner she ceases to be a man. And I love women.
Quote by Joannem310
I tend to watch porn which delivers something I don't get IRL, or only rarely get but want more of. So I enjoy 'shemale' videos (I put that word in quotes because that is the online term used.)

I also enjoy sites like Kink.com Helps that they have a section which includes a lot of 'shemale' action.


Since the only action I get IRL is when my husband is strong enough to fist me that leaves a lot. With Lush and my vivid imagination, I'm less reliant on porn now than I was. That said, I like most porn where the participants look happy and willing. Like me, happy and willing.

I did not know about the 'shemale' section. (Again, quotes because it's how to find said material. I do not know a trans woman who finds it respectful.)
I'll lay out dinner on me. You can sit on my face while you eat.
Quote by CocksuckerJim
... there are some guys that are just too damn big.


I only ever had one that was too big for my arse. Even with two friends helping stretch me I couldn't take him. I was so disappointed I couldn't please him.

As for lube, absolutely yes. Pussy juice if available and plentiful, otherwise, the best lube is virgin olive oil. Lube, push a little of the tip in. Lube again, a little more. once the head is in, relube every inch or so until you reach bottom or run out of dick or dildo. The same applies to fisting. Even a small hand is bigger than the average dildo, but it's worth the effort and the time. It is so intimate.
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take a number hammer guy



I took a course in sheet metal fabrication to become a plater. They stretched my tongue and taught me to breathe through my ears. Does that earn me a higher number?
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Georgia-- 16

LSU -- 36

Me, I'm one happy barkeep.
Free drinks for Buz who saw his #2 ranked and undefeated Georgia Bulldogs lose in a great game. LSU lead for the whole game but the Dawgs kep clawing back and were never out of the game until late in the 4th quarter.

BTW, they have a running back named,Elijah Holyfield, son of former heavyweight boxing champ, Evandar Holyfield. He scored a TD late in the game dragging about half the LSU team ten-yards into the endzone.. (shakes head inadmiration)

So whadda y'all wanna drink to celebrate and/or commiserate?



I'm sorry, but football leaves me cold. Hell, I don't even like real football.

It's a cold, gloomy day here in the desert. May I please have a pot of tea to warm me up?