Pot of Irish breakfast tea
Costume balls can be fun.
It doesn't have to be a man's face. I love pussy too.
Now that is a shame. I believe we could have such fun.
Even though I'm alone right now I know my friends are out there.
Where is my topless, bottomless waitress?
Drink. Something non-alcoholic for me.
Edit: That was for Mr Passion. I was sure I'd refreshed the page.
No passing works for me.
Pass of course, but we should talk sooner or later.
Tupelo Honey - Van Morrison -- I've not played it in weeks, but it's on a constant loop in my head today.
I can't. I tried once, As he was taking his coat off I asked myself if he wasn't paying me would I do him? I realised then that if he wasn't worth doing for free I had no business doing him no matter how hungry I might be. I threw up and ran out.
Laughtrack - when something isn't funny the producers use a laughtrack to convince the mindless zombies watching that it is absolutely hilarious
What are we against, again?
The dope served her wine in her bed.
Unfortunately, nobody is handling me, carefully or otherwise.
Are you saying I'm trying?
Kiss, Drink. Date, and Fuck.
What if I'll do anything for love including that?