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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States
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Force of Nature
Quote by sprite
you ever read Ullysses? Finnegan's Wake is for amateurs.
Do three pages count?
Love the dress. I'd ask to borrow it, but I doubt the seams would handle the stress.
Verbal, thanks for the beer offer but I've already had a Guinness this month. That's one more than usual.
Barkeep, pot of tea if you'd be so kind.
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Quote by penman5248
Grace: And a good post merry diddly um to you! I see you've been supping at Finnegan's wake again. The old feller just won't stay dead and buried!
Devonshire Cream Teas! Ah, my mouth is watering and floods of nostalgia are rising. Good reminder that sensual pleasures are not solely focused below the waist. But would not said Cream Teas introduce a note of genteel civility quite of keeping with the established grungy character of Rump's Bar!?
Never read it. What you were seeing was jenewyn Grace speak.
I have an eyedeer. My teas could be hidden in a corner behind silk screens. The bar side could be liberally doused in various noxious substances to disguise their beauty. I'm thinking the day-old sludge from Big Bertha would be a good start.
Force of Nature
Quote by kiera
I just saw this on FB and thought it might be helpful here. It's so true, I'm not much of a talker, but I can write or text. I struggle to get the words out if I am face to face with someone.
Did you know that if you text when you are feeling really depressed, a crisis counsellor will text with you? Many people don't like talking on the phone & find it difficult to open up to friends and family. Some people would be more comfortable texting. It's a service run by Samaritans. Please copy, paste & pass on (rather than sharing). You never know who might be needing it. #ItsOkNotToBeOk #mentalhealthawareness
*hugs* for you all xo
I have never needed Samaritans and hope I never do, but there are times when even though I'm crap at it I prefer to text rather than talk. For those who need the support that Samaritans gives this sounds like a great alternative.
Or:
Force of Nature
Good moaning, everbuggy. I wish to report that it is raining in my corner of the desert and I soon won't be able to see over the tops of the weeds. I already can't find the dogs.
Barkeep, I have a challenge for you. I would like on occasion to have a Devonshire cream tea. You will need to obtain clotted cream from Devon or Cornwall. I believe it can be stored frozen, so get plenty. The scones need to be fresh, as of course will a large pot of tea. A good quality strawberry jam will round out the ingredients. Setting for four, please. Once you have the cream, how much notice will you need?
A pot of breakfast tea would be nice for now, tyvm.
Barkeep, I have a challenge for you. I would like on occasion to have a Devonshire cream tea. You will need to obtain clotted cream from Devon or Cornwall. I believe it can be stored frozen, so get plenty. The scones need to be fresh, as of course will a large pot of tea. A good quality strawberry jam will round out the ingredients. Setting for four, please. Once you have the cream, how much notice will you need?
A pot of breakfast tea would be nice for now, tyvm.
Force of Nature
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Happy Hump Day all you happy campers here at Camp, Wanna-nookie.
The amazing Grace wondered if the coffee was still reasonable. Well, that sorta depends. Jim likes his with the viscosity of roofing tar. Others hold to the more conventional view that fresh brewed coffee which cannot be cut with a knife is best.
So tell ya what, I've set aside a mug of sludge for Jim and will do the same for your-own-self. By the time I finish this morning bloviations, Big Bertha should be wipe-down and busily gurgling on a batch of fresh coffee. So you can take your pick.
The ever-sharp Penman-unit pointed out a few days ago that a slight adjustment to the date for the end of the current contest needed to be announced. What follows is an unofficial copy-and-paste from the official contest rules
"The closing date for this competition is 11 Oct 2018. Winners will be announced on the 20 Oct 2018."
BTW, #1, sorry about any confusion related to the earlier post that the contest would end on the last day of September.
BTW #2 At the moment, there are only eight entries. If that keeps up even I might have a chance of cracking the final three...not much of a chance, of course.
Big Bertha is making those sighs and moans that indicate she has brought another offering of her caffeinated elixir into being. Please, no shoving. There's plenty to go around. For those in a more civilized time zone or others just waking up to face 'Hump day' and feel the need for a more robust drink than just coffee or hot tea/coco. Those folks should turn their attention to our list of bleers, whines, and fine lickers. So whadda ya writers of the porn wanna drink?
I actually prefer Nescafe Gold Blend, but I'm worried that might be profanity in here.
What is Hump Day? I've run across the term a few times lately but everyone assumes I'm in on the secret.
If I don't get laid soon I might have to write something to masturbate to.
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Quote by penman5248
maybe it was that old-fashioned non-absorbent toilet paper that I am old enough to remember. much less kind on the bum but writeable!
I remember Bronco, folded, that came in a box. Hmmm. Rather like you might.
Oh, wait, there was that institutional paper that came on a roll wrapped in paper that was softer than the contents.
Force of Nature
Quote by Green_Man
Little Sara, you can just sit on my lap for a while and we can both drink some sweet tea.
It's going to be alright.
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Thank you, Larry, yup I just hate being sick
Sara, if you need more help than just Larry can give you may sit on my face while you and he drink tea. I know you are straight but I won't bite and I can be very therapeutic.
Is the coffee still reasonable? If so may I have one, black no sugar, bartender, please?
