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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States
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Force of Nature
Quote by penman5248
There's a distressingly large number of very sober bar regulars here! For someone raised on pub lunches it induces a form of culture shock!
Also isn't the comp deadline Oct.11, Sir Landlord Rump? Which is surely more than two weeks away. It's going to take me almost two weeks to decide whether to write up my idea!
I can't speak for anyone else, but I just don't usually feel like drinking. I certainly don't feel like getting drunk, especially since I drive. I have been known to drink; my mother was an alcoholic and for a while I'd accompany her. The high from pot is better though, so for a while I smoked instead. Now I mostly don't do either.
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Quote by TonyaL
Good morning I'll get Bertha up and running before the crowd comes in. I'll have some hot tea. Today is laundry day so I'll be quite busy. Why do I have ideas for a story but when I sit down to write my mind goes blank? Ugh. At this rate I'll have a comp entry next September.
There's the problem. Your idea is in your head, but if you sit down too hard it gets jarred loose and falls to your arse. Eventually, it claws its way back to from whence it came, but by then you've moved on.
A virgin bloody mary please, barkeep.
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I am down this morning. I thought I would talk to my friends here and celebrate how fortunate I am.
My fortune is many fold. First, I'm not depressed often, nor deep. Later today, or at worst not until tomorrow, when asked "How are you, Grace?" I'll reply "Same as usual, happy and horny." And it will be true. I'm almost always happy, and I'm almost always horny. What can I say? I'm a tart.
I'm a tart and that is my second fortune. I love being me. I'll screw almost any woman who offers, and I will do all in my power to make her happy, make her scream. I can only do it in cyberspace these days, but I can do it.
My third fortune is you wonderful people, some of whom, as we speak, may be in worse shape than I. No, that is not my fortune. I don't gain by being less fucked up, depressed or whatever, than you. It makes me sad that I'm not helping you now. I'm fortunate though that through my scribblings I am sometimes able to help someone here. Probably not much, but it is my fervent hope that every little bit helps.
So, my beautiful friends, I found this thread by chance the other day. That too is my fortune.
Hugs and kisses to you all. Yes, even those with penises. I may regret it later, but for now I figure it can't hurt. Much.
My fortune is many fold. First, I'm not depressed often, nor deep. Later today, or at worst not until tomorrow, when asked "How are you, Grace?" I'll reply "Same as usual, happy and horny." And it will be true. I'm almost always happy, and I'm almost always horny. What can I say? I'm a tart.
I'm a tart and that is my second fortune. I love being me. I'll screw almost any woman who offers, and I will do all in my power to make her happy, make her scream. I can only do it in cyberspace these days, but I can do it.
My third fortune is you wonderful people, some of whom, as we speak, may be in worse shape than I. No, that is not my fortune. I don't gain by being less fucked up, depressed or whatever, than you. It makes me sad that I'm not helping you now. I'm fortunate though that through my scribblings I am sometimes able to help someone here. Probably not much, but it is my fervent hope that every little bit helps.
So, my beautiful friends, I found this thread by chance the other day. That too is my fortune.
Hugs and kisses to you all. Yes, even those with penises. I may regret it later, but for now I figure it can't hurt. Much.
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Quote by etairay
Hello beautiful peopleWhat can I say, I visit this thread daily, I read, I cry, I type a reply, I cancel the reply and leave without posting. I want to hold you, giving you a big hug, offer some tea, sit and just be. Such beautiful souls, my cup is overflowing, my heart sings with joy. The courage an individual has to share a chapter of his/her life, it is not an easy task. If you could see what I see, when reading your sharings, amazing people with big hearts, a kaleidoscope of colors so delicious, I want to gobble you up. The encouragement and support being poured into this thread is so humbling. Thank you everybody ..past, present and future!! Thank you Sprite for this platform!! Ok shuddup E ?? Bring it in group hug
Take care, stay positive and safe. Keep pushing forward ??Have a supadupa fantastic day!
E you are a lovely lady, I've always known that. On behalf of Sprite and all, welcome. And thanks for the tea and group hug.
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Quote by Gillianleeeza
Hello everyone! I am not a coffee drinker and it's a bit early for the hard stuff. I'll take a lemonade, please, with my usual number of cocktail umbrellas (1-5).
Going to spend another day cooking and baking. It makes everyone happy. So far we've made French bread, crusty rolls to be used as soup bowls later, chocolate chip cookies, chocolate mousse, and coconut cream pie.
Cabbage roll casserole. sausage/beef lasagna, broccoli cheddar soup and breakfast crepes with berries and fresh whipped cream.
Today we are making a marinade for steak fajitas and flank steak to be grilled in a few days. We are going to attempt making bagels too.
I won't be running out of food anytime soon. Luckily I prepare meals for my parents so it all won't stay here. I don't need all those calories.
Have a great weekend!
Cheers Everyone!
I'll gladly take some of those calories off your hands. I don't need them either, but I do have somewhere to hide them.
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Quote by penman5248Don't forget Cork has a brewery too. God bless Mr Murphy.
A beer would slide down nicely right now ... Guinness draft, smooth, dark, and rich... with a Jameson chaser. Cheers!
It's been a good weekend to date as my team (Man United) won again. Saturday mornings are English Premier League binge watching time. Need the drinks to recover from the excitement and stress. Line me up a second Guinness, barkeep, like a true scholar and gentleman!
Yay City!!!!!
Actually, I hate football, even real football. The only reason I claim to support City is to annoy the crap out of my friends who support United.
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Quote by LYFBUZ
https://forum.lushstories.com/yaf_postst67928_DRAW-SPRITE-WIN-GOLD.aspx
Evening all, not sure if the esteemed patrons of this fine establishment have noticed the above creative art contest, prize is a gold membership, transferable if you have one.
Mr Rump: please let me know if advertising of this nature is not permitted; I would not want to sully the reputation of your oasis of discernment. I'll edit accordingly.
I don't think there is an anti-advertising policy in this bar. There doesn't need to be one, your ad will get ignored into oblivion.
Twice I have drawn attention to my superlative skills as a licker and I've had not one enquiry.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Grace wrote: I do not drink alcohol normally.
Me, I wrote: That would, no doubt, apply to most of this joint's clientele. ;)
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It's attitudes like this which drive many women to drink, but I'm made of stronger stuff.
I would still like an orange juice, please. Who do I have to fuck to get one?
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Grace wrote: I do not drink alcohol normally.
Me, I wrote: That would, no doubt, apply to most of this joint's clientele. ;)
It's attitudes like this which drive many women to drink, but I'm made of stronger stuff.
I would still like an orange juice, please. Who do I have to fuck to get one?
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Welcome to all would-be wasted wanton weekend warriors. Thanks to Curvy, blessed be her curves, Big Bertha is ready to slake the caffine needs of all who approach. That includes the Apt-unit bearing their own mug. Meanwhile, the Amazing Grace wanted orange juice but failed to mention what it should contain.
Once again, all who gather here are encouraged to make the short journey over to Stories Space to enjoy some of the recent stories.
Just a gentle reminder that the deadline for the current Lush contest is approaching, so to speak, at an ever quickening pace. For the literal minded among us, that means there are fewer days until the deadline than there were when the contest was announced...or something sorta like that.
And now the time has come to remind patrons, customers, and those who stumbled in by accident while looking for a latrine, the bar is open for business, as always. with Big Bertha's best brew along with hot water for the tea and coco crowd. For those in need of a more robust drinking experience, may I suggest our remarkable whines, bleers, and the always popular fine lickers. So whadda ya permanently blocked-type blockheads wanna drink?
It is rare that I fail to mention what I want in my orange juice and I did not fail this time. Orange juice please barkeep.
I do not drink alcohol normally. If I do want an alcoholic beverage I make it very clear that yes, hell has indeed frozen over. My husband bought me a 21yo Glen Morangie 20 years ago and I have 1/4 of it left.
Ladies, please note I am this bar's finest licker.
