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Over 90 days ago
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Force of Nature
Quote by Dancewithme
I believe that many men here come here to get close to women and probably have cybersex.
Maybe women are not attracted to me, or that I am buck ugly. Or perhaps it is somersetting else. But MY experience tells me the number of heterosexual women who are interested in cyber-sex here it seems falls far short of the number required for all those horny men ot find a partner.
So what some of those men do is pretend to be lesbian women to find a lesbian lady who will play with them, thinking they are women.
Now I am clearly a heterosexual male. But I deeply admire lesbians, and no it is not from watching them making out. It is from their joy in knowing they are something wonderful, and that many beautiful women here are lesbians too. I find it very easy to love someone like that even if it means I will never have sex with them of any kind. In fact, the woman I adore most for a long time on this site is a lesbian. I am not sure if I even know what she looks like. That doesn't matter to me. When I talk to her, I beam, laughter, banter, and get told to fly a kite now and then as well! I get the biggest kick out of the way she even does that!!
So, I am a hetero man who loves lesbians ( among others). So what does that make me? I just say, a man who loves women. I like being who I am. I have no desire to be anyone else, as full of flaws as I am.
Okay, men, here, cybersex, too many - I get that.
Okay, they don't want to have sex with other men, and who can blame them. I sure as hell don't. Ew. I guess that just leaves lesbians. Everyone knows we'll screw anything with tits.
Okay, so I've got one of these fake dykes in my bed. What happens when I grab my biggest strapon and point it at his arsehole? Does he run screaming home to his mommy? I'm sure he hasn't come here for that. Or maybe he already has a strapon when he clambers over me, hoping I won't see the join? Is that how you tell if your lover is really real? See if there's daylight between her and her appliances?
And what do we do with these impostors when we find them? Is there a procedure, is there an anti-fake squad? Do these squad members clamp the fakes' members and leave them on the hiways and byways of Lush for later collection?
Moving on, since hopefully we've dealt with the fakes. Yes, you are clearly a male, I can see the join. Whether you are heterosexual is entirely up to you my dear, but I am inclined to take you at your word. You say your interest in lessies is not to watch us bump and grind and suck each other's tits and lick each other from head to toe and ... whoops sorry, it gets me every time. You gotta admit, we are fun to watch. But I probably should not ridicule like that, even if it is fun.You are right, every one of us lesbians is wonderful. And so are all the straight and bi women, and hell, even the men, those who aren't busy hiding their manhood so they can cop a feel.
Maybe the answer is gallons and gallons of wesson oil and one huge orgy, all of Lush, even the fakes. Can we book Wembley for it?
Force of Nature
Quote by NOLAHotGal
Yes, Coffee. And while you are having tea with Mrs Weasel grab a couple of those deserts. PLEASE!!!
Brandie
Technically they are not deserts but part of a cream tea. They are not normally served otherwise. A cream tea is a pot of tea with cup and saucer, a small jug of milk and a bowl of sugar. That's the tea part. The cream part is a couple of scones, a bowl of jam and a bowl of cream. If you are in Devon, Cornwall or Yorkshire (or my house) the cream will be genuine clotted cream. Elsewhere it will be inferior double whipped cream.
Do help yourself
edit - Sorry Brandie, but I was no more paying attention than was liketowrite. maybe next time. Meanwhile, liketowrite, do help yourself.
Mrs you're funny
Force of Nature
Quote by Beffer
Somehow, when I picture a 'butch' femme, she doesn't look like me! I'll settle for tomboy. :-)
This is the second time I've seen "butch femme." The terms are mutually exclusive.
Tomboy on the other hand can describe any woman, not just a lesbian. It is a nice term, a nice visual if you will. Go for it.
As I understand the terms from way back in the dawn of time, butch is more masculine and femme is more feminine. They may be hard to tell apart by looks, a butch lesbian need not have chiseled feature or carry a wrench in her overalls pocket.
I am femme, but you are prettier.
Mrs