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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 75
United States

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Ha! I knew there was a connection. Barmaid. - What's the one word that pops into your mind when you see the avatar above you?

I am so pleased with myself.
Thing of it is, I got nuttin.

(Okay, cheating or not, I'm done. I just saw these three together and couldn't help myself.)
(Is it cheating to follow myself?)

Chance would be a fine thing.
Chocolate is my favourite fruit. (You may claim it's not, but how else am I to get my daily allowance of fruit? Cadbury's Fruit and Nuts.)
Either a peck on the cheek or a polite no. Sorry, not your fault, I just don't do men. Not even a little bit.
Dare I ask for a nice pair of boobs as a pillow for my post-prandial nap?
If you are suggesting physical meetup I'd love to but can't. 12 it is.

WYR have sex with your least favourite gender or go without for a month?
I don't sunbathe, only use sunscreen for work. Face neck and forearms are not what attract attention. I am an exhibitionist so I would as I lathered up my boobs and any other parts I could get away with.

Would you piss in someone's mouth?
I was asleep, and a virgin. I woke up to an incredible feeling, I can't describe it. I fell asleep immediately, and she was gone in the morning, never to be seen again. It was a long time before I came that hard again.
I should give a better answer. I will win. If you are a man I don't want to see you naked. If you are a lady I'm not sure I want to wait that long to see you naked.

Mrs
We lesbians have holes. Our holes have needs too. We like our needs met by something soft, un-manlike.

For a man you strike me as reasonable. I wouldn't mind talking to you some time. Your wonderful wife too.

Mrs
I am a true blue dyed in the wool lesbian. There are very few men I can even tolerate for any length of time, but under the "favorite Lesbian fantasy" thread I said a few minutes ago:

"Possibly not my favourite, I have so many, but being ravaged simultaneously by a girlfriend with a strapon and a well-endowed shemale is well up there."

So under the right circumstances absofuckinglutely yes.

Mrs
Possibly not my favourite, I have so many, but being ravaged simultaneously by a girlfriend with a strapon and a well-endowed shemale is well up there.

Sweet_Reese has another of my favourite fantasies. It used to happen sometimes way back in the land that time forgot.

Mrs
I own:
6 pairs of denim jeans
20 to 30 t-shirts
6 dresses/nightshirts/ginormous t-shirts
3 pairs slip-on shoes 1 pair wellies and 1 pair work boots
3 butt plugs
0 bras/panties/etc.

indoors I wear nuttin. outdoors on the property I wear a dress. off the property I wear jeans and t-shirt

The butt plugs are for when I have company. I don't think it polite to greet guests while naked

That's the long answer. the short answer is none.

Mrs.
No. It would not be fair. I'm only wearing one thing.