Panicked, but not crying.
Have you ever accused someone of something fairly egregious and then had to apologise when you found out who it really was?
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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States
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Force of Nature
Quote by seeker4
I tried licking a pussy once but I got a mouthful of fur and nearly lost an eye.
Oh, not that kind of pussy?
If you tried licking my pussy you could wind up with a mouthful of fur. You would certainly wind up with a nutsack full of baseball bat. Always, always make sure you lick the right pussy.
A coffee for me, please, and another rye for Scott to help him recover from the threat to his nads.
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Quote by Simplicity
I know what you're talking about going to the Dr. I am on blood thinners which require random blood checks, but like you, ill take my chances because going to get a blood check means walking into the hospital. Also, have a lung infection again, but again getting an X-ray means going in the hospital. I feel right now, I’m better off remaining at home, then putting myself at that kind of risk. So I understand completely. Hell when you get old. Hang in there my friend. We will still be here in 2021.
A doctor recently noted that all the beds in his hospital were full of COVID patients, and wondered where the regulars were. Now we know. In one district deaths at home due to heart attacks are up 400%. I understand a heart attack involves mild to extreme pain for several minutes to a few hours. I'd certainly rather endure that than drown as my lungs fill up.
Let's make a date for January 1, or if the all-clear hasn't yet been sounded, for July 4. We can check each other out for coughs or breast lumps, feel each other's arms and legs for muscle tone, and most importantly check each other's pussies and bottoms to be sure they look, smell and taste right.
Force of Nature
Ms Yay, if sprite licking your pussy is not sufficient to completely take your mind off what ails you I would be more than happy to simultaneously lick your arse.
And speaking of Tamara, ladies and gentlemen, (and others, of course,) she wrote a wonderful story last year that I reread yesterday. It's only had 16 comments and 14 votes. More romance than erotica, but don't hold that against her. Please show her and the story the love they deserve.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/-born-from-fire-.aspx
Please may I have a coffee, cream, no sugar, to take out on my porch to watch the snow here in the New Mexico desert?
And speaking of Tamara, ladies and gentlemen, (and others, of course,) she wrote a wonderful story last year that I reread yesterday. It's only had 16 comments and 14 votes. More romance than erotica, but don't hold that against her. Please show her and the story the love they deserve.
https://www.lushstories.com/stories/love-stories/-born-from-fire-.aspx
Please may I have a coffee, cream, no sugar, to take out on my porch to watch the snow here in the New Mexico desert?
Force of Nature
Quote by curvygalore
You can volunteer your own belly button, Ping!
Coffee coming up, Grace! Yes, there are some really good detective series in the archive. Moving a bit further afield, have you seen Wallander or Inspector Montalbano? Like Morse, they are cerebral and adapted from excellent novel series'.
In the meantime, BB has been de-sludged (saved for Carl), rinsed and refilled and there's a fresh pot of tea on the bar for the lovely Tonya, the lovely TG and the Scott lads.
The mugs have been washed 4 times and the brownies are plated.
Tea, coffee, fine lickers, anyone?
Ew! I was looking forward to pina colada from your belly button, but Ping's? Not on your Nellie.
Thanks. I'll see if I can find them.
A fine licker would go down well about now. Even a mediocre one. I'll happily train her.
