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Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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Male cum was preferred inside. Any hole, but in. Female deposits should be sprayed or smeared all over, then the rest in a teacup please, sprite.

Angel, this anal beads tug-o-war thing, how big are the beads and where do I sign up?
Quote by CharlotteLM
90% of people sayin their other half is ok with it are liars or have no other half.
my BF don't know about lush and its best like that lol

maddening


My word, you are judgemental, in this and other matters. So, am I lying when I say both my husband and my girlfriend know about and approve of Lush, or do I have neither a husband nor a girlfriend.

As for the rest of you perverts who have other halves who don't know about your secret lives, I know just how lucky I am. #2, the shit did not know I like ladies. I didn't dare tell him.
I am grateful that my girlfriend is back at home. Even though I have to wait until she's sure she's not sick it's good to have a timeframe.
Today I learned that you actually can herd cats, but only in very small numbers.
I'm assuming it's not time for watersports, so may I pee first?
If it's a privayely owned store I will absolutely go back and point out the error. If it's a big chain I will weigh honesty against agravation and probably go back.

Have you ever been falsely accused of something like shoplifting or other theft?
Jeans. A pencil skirt would be absurd on me.

Dog or cat?
Quote by Master_Jonathan
I'm so disgusted with the political system (BOTH sides) that I can't call myself anything and sleep at night.




You don't have to call yourself anything, just be you. This test has absolutely nothing to do with the political parties, both of which are right-wing and authoritarian. There are no sides any more.


If anyone calls me a communist I will beat him over the head with a cricket bat until he retracts his statement.
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The Sweeney is very much a hard-hitting crime drama, exploring police enforcement in the early 70s in London, and Jack Regan (played by John Thaw) is a very rough and ready character, so maybe not your cup of Earl Grey.

If you like Morse, you may enjoy Endeavour, which is a recreation of the Young Morse, before the novels, with a stellar British character actor cast (Roger Allam and Anton Lesser for starters) and the excellent Shaun Evans as the young Morse.






Only once during the entire run was Morse' first name, Endeavour, mentioned. When asked his first name Morse would reply Inspector or Chief Inspector as appropriate.

Two other cerebral English police series I truly enjoyed are Inspector George Gently and The Last Detective.

Now it's coffee time.
If your spouse, who is a terrific cook, says "Dinner is ready."
Quote by sprite


actually, i have two. i'll let you have the one that is umm... kind of... messy... and smells like... nevermind...


If it's your pee I'll take it. And I promise I won't tell Bethany you pee on her when she's not looking.
Please note that I am not against panties, they just aren't for me. On a lover they can look very pretty and allow me to prolong the tease.

Plus, they make a handy mask for my next trip to the grocery store.
Quote by penman5248
If England ever eins the World Cup again. Or Manchester United the Premier League.


Go City!!!
Continuous orgasm is when you can't get away from the strapon quickly enough before the next wave hits.
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You obviously haven't been paying attention to my forum posts for the last two years. I'm the poster girl for being shared!


sprite has one. May I have a poster too?
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i didn't realize there was a specific approved day for black panties! why was i not informed. did anyone even bother to put out a memo???


I thought that law had been rescinded over 30 years ago.
"Danger, loud music." What?" "I said loud music." "WHAT?" "DANGER, LOUD MUSIC"