Well Hello Ladies! You Cannot See Too Many Beavers
Buy her and keep her. Mine, all mine.
And so stories made of sand slip into the sea, eventually.
Crazy little thing called love.
Most of my stories write themselves. I have very little say in the matter.
Have you ever been breathalysed?
I don't want no dick pics or no boobie pics. Just take lots of pics of your pussy and send them to me.
Assuming the story was about a trio, Tush.
Edit: That was for Beffer; my timing's off yet again.
With Ping? I think we should write The Sex Manual: Fifty Ways to Masturbate.
Rach, you forgot Rule 5: Party on, Dudes.
Edit: but safely.
I've always thought you are a perfect gentleman, and I love Rose, so I'd like to get to know you and hence become fond of you.
What do you call a crowd of social distancers in Times Square?
Me time.
This just came up elsewhere. A video. The producer creeped me out so I declined.
how long will your supplies last before you have to go out?
Frito pie and a glass of milk
Yes. It's the only time I've ever knowingly fucked a married man.
Edit: Beffer, no. I was offered the chance to do a sex vid and thought seriously about it, but the producer gave me the creeps.
Have you ever found out you were having a relationship with a married person only when confronted by the wronged party?
Can we get the cuffs with the fur?
No, but only through lack of opportunity.
Have you ever wanted to fly, pilot's license and all?