I am slowly plodding my way through the wanking stories. Friends first, which of course includes Rumplians. There are some high quality writers amongst you lot.
I could use some technical help if someone can lend a hand. Firefox used to have a setting whereby I could adjust the default zoom. It may still, but I'm damned if I can find it. I can, of course, adjust each page individually to 120%, but that got old very quickly. And adjusting the default font size does nothing, since no web page ever uses the default font size. I'm tired of leaning right up to my monitor and squinting.
I could also use a coffee, cream, no sugar, if someone would be so kind.
Is there any chance of making the "so-and-so just logged in" box hang around long enough for me to see who so-and-so is?
As long as the only balls are on the table I'm in.
All the fucking time. I can not not scratch.
Have you ever held a party expecting dozens and four people came?
By a little more do you mean a lot more? If so then yes. I didn't get my Reubenesque figure from exercise alone.
Have you ever lain in a small boat on a lake and listened to the water lapping against the hull?
I doubt mine was the only complaint.
I've been known to hold my tongue, but the older I get the more likely I am to let loose.
Edit: I wish I could type. I wouldn't get caught like this nearly as often.
Cameo, yes. For a while, I wanted to be Hotlips.
Have you ever feared that everyone but you could read minds, and everyone knew what you were thinking?
DURING the first use. I took it back and the clerk refused to give me a replacement because I bought it at a reduced price. She would only give me the price I paid. I took it to the manager and got a replacement, no trouble. The clerk was not there the next time I went in.
Have you ever been responsible for getting a stranger fired?
Never. Been ignored by a couple.
Have you ever noticed that this thread is no longer fun?
Sorry, but I'm not going to play with your balls.
Did someone say we are listing?
The world is closed, sweetie. You don't have to go anywhere for a month.
Sounds good for me too, but what happens if we run out of pirates?
WTF would I want with a garden gnome?
Have you ever had a day where you've been dumpd more than once?
Miles Davis - the album "Bitches Brew"
I am contemplating a nap.
Sweet lady, I'm fond of her.