Natalya drives people crazy. This is actually a good thing as it challenges their preconceptions.
I fixed a well this morning. I am NOT going out again this week.
I considered blocking Wargod at one time, but I concluded he is mostly harmless. James, on the other hand, is always causing trouble.
Tell me about it.
Edit: You couldn't wait 3 minutes?
I've been threatened by a few clients and an employee over the years, but I've always resisted the temptation to hit one.
Have you ever been so embarrassed you wanted to crawl in a box and hide?
My husband asked me one day why I was smiling, so I showed him. He's a member now, but he's hardly ever on. Like sprite's wife he's glad I have somewhere I can go p;ay and leave him in peace.
If offered the same choice I'll pick strip. I'm not always keen on playing with balls.
No.
How is your sex life? Are you getting enough?
Unless one of the ladies I've cybered with is a man, no.
Have you ever been charged with speeding?
Yes, I notice you've been very good about that. Even when you pee you always turn away. I'm getting tired of "The Taming of the Shrew." Can we do some Gilbert and Sullivan instead?
Good lord, I've actually missed you.
Ocean, no. Great Lakes, yes.
Have you ever had more than a threesome?
You may berate me for being late or you may accept being smothercated in wet kisses.
Natalya is an excellent start. Who's next?
Hello, friend. Oh, wait, you aren't a friend? Maybe we can fix that.