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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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Natalya drives people crazy. This is actually a good thing as it challenges their preconceptions.
I fixed a well this morning. I am NOT going out again this week.
I considered blocking Wargod at one time, but I concluded he is mostly harmless. James, on the other hand, is always causing trouble.
Tell me about it.

Edit: You couldn't wait 3 minutes?

I've been threatened by a few clients and an employee over the years, but I've always resisted the temptation to hit one.

Have you ever been so embarrassed you wanted to crawl in a box and hide?
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The few honest and open members I have as friends who aren't afraid of being sincere and forthright while everyone else hides in anonymity.

Have you ever used a real photo of yourself as your avatar here?



You know my name is not Grace and my husband's name is not Edward. Does that mean I'm hiding in anonymity?

I am using a real photo of myself, taken by my husband. I've been using it ever since someone said it made him sick.


I most enjoyed writing "Rainbow House." I got to play all the parts, from Carlton to Howard.

Have you written a story you think is seriously substandard, but people still read it?
My husband asked me one day why I was smiling, so I showed him. He's a member now, but he's hardly ever on. Like sprite's wife he's glad I have somewhere I can go p;ay and leave him in peace.
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next time you mention viking wine, i'm going to suspend you. or maybe even delete your account.


I was going to ask if you are allowed to do that. Silly me. You are sprite.

How will you suspend him? By his nipples, his scrotum, how?

If you do, please video it for those of us who are unable to make it to the gallery.
If offered the same choice I'll pick strip. I'm not always keen on playing with balls.
Unless one of the ladies I've cybered with is a man, no.

Have you ever been charged with speeding?
Yes, I notice you've been very good about that. Even when you pee you always turn away. I'm getting tired of "The Taming of the Shrew." Can we do some Gilbert and Sullivan instead?
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Nice recovery. Just a coffee, please. I'm a cheap date.
Ocean, no. Great Lakes, yes.

Have you ever had more than a threesome?
You may berate me for being late or you may accept being smothercated in wet kisses.
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Feeling a bit sluggish. Darn it. Should have never cursed out that lady in the black, pointed hat.


Witches. Social distancing since 700 BC
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History Professor Ping is in the HOUSE!!!

My story is up, so now I’ve got to get down with some serious reading. 25 stories? Each approximately 2500 words?

That’s like a novel’s worth of reading. I found a bottle of vodka I didn’t know I had, so... drink mixin’ Monday is happening at my house. One drink. One story. Sounds like a reasonable ratio.

Radio Goo Goo. (clap)

Radio Ga Ga. (clap)


To ease the pressure on you mine is only 704 words. And I promise to comment on your comment.

(Yeesh. The things a girl has to do to get some love around here.)

May I please have a coffee with cream, no sugar? And put it on Ping's tab but don't tell Ping.
Hello, friend. Oh, wait, you aren't a friend? Maybe we can fix that.