Hello. We've not met. I'm Grace. Kersplash.
I am so bored. Wait, did somebody say threesome? With Terri and Gina? Wait for meeeeeeeee!
If you don't turn left at Albuquerque you can't leave.
Sit and chat over a coffee.
As opposed to teasing the poor lad like I usually do? Yes, I would.
Sticky situations call for special remedies.
Normally I would say KDDF, but I'm not in the mood. May I nestle my head between those glorious globes and cry for a bit? Not for long and then I will lick the tears off. THEN KDDF.
We have both, Prime for the free shipping, but mostly watch Netflix.
TV or movies?
Right now I don't dare. I am fucking furious and might unintentionally take it out on you.
I have been called a . I have been , far too many times. I would not wish it on my worst enemy.
I have just been compared to Trump and called a .
Would yoou think me weird if I think that gross?
What are earmuffs?
Ice cream
I'm here.
Do you have a picture of you in a fancy gown you would care to show us?
No.
Have you ever had to go without music?
Soul music started in the fifties.
I tried a Fender Jazz bass, an old oboe and a few other instruments I was never any good at.
I'm pretty good with the harmonica, although I've never played on stage. I learned from listening to Paul Butterfield. David Clayton Thomas encouraged me. I would jam with him when he practised.
Vancouver and San Francisco, West Coast.
YOGURT
You only get used raspberry tart.