Patient: I'm worried about my husband since this virus thingie.
Doctor: And what are his symptoms?
Patient: His willie has turned orange.
Doctor: Realy? What does he do?
Patient: He sits in his recliner all day, watching porn and eating Cheetos.
I'm not buying you chocolate.
A girl after my own heart: happy and horny. I guess hat makes you naughty.
Ill give it a miss, thank you kindly.
Yes, but only because my truck is broken. I always assume there is somthing out there that could kill Edward.
Are your parents alive?
I'll take both -
Latter
Letter
EMPORIUM
Even my personal orders resulted in uusual memories.
Yes
Have you ever been conned when you knew it was probably a con but you really hoped it wasn't?
Soap in your hole? Hope in your soul? Whatever, I'm in.
Golf. Fore! Five. Six. Seven.
I met a girl about my age in Winnipeg when I was hitching home and spent a few weeks with her. Our first day together we enjoyed the weather and sometimes each other's bodies in a park. Nobody complained, but we were probably seen in the bushes.
If you were not answering my question what might you be doing now?
At home, eating Frito pie and talking to Edward. Hey, I'm here!