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Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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Patient: I'm worried about my husband since this virus thingie.
Doctor: And what are his symptoms?
Patient: His willie has turned orange.
Doctor: Realy? What does he do?
Patient: He sits in his recliner all day, watching porn and eating Cheetos.
Quote by Pegasus4
Just remember to turn the laptop camera off.

Why?
A girl after my own heart: happy and horny. I guess hat makes you naughty.
Quote by seashelle1979
Bears shit in the woods.
I thought that was the pope.

Sinking ships frm loose lips.
Yes, but only because my truck is broken. I always assume there is somthing out there that could kill Edward.

Are your parents alive?
EMPORIUM

Even my personal orders resulted in uusual memories.
Yes

Have you ever been conned when you knew it was probably a con but you really hoped it wasn't?
Soap in your hole? Hope in your soul? Whatever, I'm in.
I met a girl about my age in Winnipeg when I was hitching home and spent a few weeks with her. Our first day together we enjoyed the weather and sometimes each other's bodies in a park. Nobody complained, but we were probably seen in the bushes.

If you were not answering my question what might you be doing now?
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*Queues up The Rocky theme*



Not the Rocky Horror theme?
At home, eating Frito pie and talking to Edward. Hey, I'm here!