Lions and tigers and bears.
What's leftover for breakfast?
Harmonica
I think you should ask, how bad do I want it?
Mmmmm
You have more than ten pairs of shoes,
True
You are spending more time in Lush because of the quarentine.
Disagree
You think I'm too fat.
Partner. I lose more opportunities that way, but I'm nervous and shy.
Top or bottom?
Five go hunting in Africa.
I wish. With my husband disabled and my girlfriend away for the forseeable future I can actually feel my virginity returning
Do you have enough toilet paper?
May I tell you what I really want instead?
Two Out of Three Ain't Bad.
What can most men not find with a map?
Deep
Appparently part-time plumbers are considered essential, but with my truck out of commission at least I know nobody will be fetching me for anything trivial.
Pot of tea, please.
Strong and, I believe, getting stronger.
A red nightdress and several furry hot water bottles.
I am longing for a hint of sanity on the horizon.
The consensus here is that pussy is good to eat. I concur.
In the days when I had sex with men I found many who would not go down on me. Unless they had other, exceptional skills I tired of them quickly.
From Split Second, Dick Durkin, the rational one, says, "We need bigger guns. Much bigger fucking guns."