I am being extremely careful.
I always make sure we have at least two weeks supplies when I shop.
Bare feet or slippers?
In the sink, on the table, I don't give a rat's arse where they are.
Would you like bigger boobs/bigger willie?
Again my computer has frozen.
May I smother you in kisses instead?
Normally I would say spank, but lately I have been feeling the need to be spanked. Straight, you say, but it's a good spanking I'm after, not sex. Not that I wouldn't welcome amorous advances from you, but that's your choice, not mine.
Am I supposed to be paying attention?