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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States
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Force of Nature
I have thought about this bar and the corny virus and shared my musings with my husband. He is a very good researcher into health issues. My conclusions are thus:
First, Rumps is not a clean environment. Luckily, if you haven't caught anything here you won't. As long as you stay away from the toilets, that is. Notice that I always pee in the car park. Coma and Tose have been sat in that corner since long before I started coming here, and whilst I would not call them healthy, exactly, their health has not deteriorated. Nor has yours, I'll warrant.
Second, I think it can be proven that nothing smaller than Terrance can survive in here. Have you ever seen a fly in Rumps other than when Coma and Tose need hosing down? While Covid19 can survive 24 hours on a hard dry surface its lifespan on the bar is, I believe, measured in seconds.
Third, Big Bertha is spotless, lovingly cared for every day by several of our numbers. You can see yourself clearly in her shiny surfaces, which of course is why I never go near her. The elixir she gives forth is not life-giving but is definitely life-supporting. On that note may I please have a large, semi-clean mug of coffee, cream, no sugar?
Now, a short lecture on staying healthy outside of Rumps. You'll need something to kill the little corny buggers and any other cold, flu or similar nasty. Three things I know you can take with you to accomplish that are hand sanitizer, hydrogen peroxide and original Listerine. Keep one of them in your car and use it on your hands every time you get back in the car. Make sure you do your thumbs and between your fingers. When you get home wash your hands thoroughly with soap and hot water.
Peroxide is probably the cheapest. Don't hoard, but buy two or three bottles.
Edward approves this message. It's how I've kept him alive for nearly 20 years despite his compromised condition.
Live long and be preposterous.
First, Rumps is not a clean environment. Luckily, if you haven't caught anything here you won't. As long as you stay away from the toilets, that is. Notice that I always pee in the car park. Coma and Tose have been sat in that corner since long before I started coming here, and whilst I would not call them healthy, exactly, their health has not deteriorated. Nor has yours, I'll warrant.
Second, I think it can be proven that nothing smaller than Terrance can survive in here. Have you ever seen a fly in Rumps other than when Coma and Tose need hosing down? While Covid19 can survive 24 hours on a hard dry surface its lifespan on the bar is, I believe, measured in seconds.
Third, Big Bertha is spotless, lovingly cared for every day by several of our numbers. You can see yourself clearly in her shiny surfaces, which of course is why I never go near her. The elixir she gives forth is not life-giving but is definitely life-supporting. On that note may I please have a large, semi-clean mug of coffee, cream, no sugar?
Now, a short lecture on staying healthy outside of Rumps. You'll need something to kill the little corny buggers and any other cold, flu or similar nasty. Three things I know you can take with you to accomplish that are hand sanitizer, hydrogen peroxide and original Listerine. Keep one of them in your car and use it on your hands every time you get back in the car. Make sure you do your thumbs and between your fingers. When you get home wash your hands thoroughly with soap and hot water.
Peroxide is probably the cheapest. Don't hoard, but buy two or three bottles.
Edward approves this message. It's how I've kept him alive for nearly 20 years despite his compromised condition.
Live long and be preposterous.
