Natalya annoys a lot of people, so chances are I'll get her for a mere fraction of her actual worth. Even at top dollar, though, I'll buy.
It will probably be a long wait, but when we first met I thought, "Not never, not nohow."
Eradicate
Edit: Oops. Make that
Teapot
How to reduce toilet paper consumption without sacrificing cleanliness.
Take a single sheet of toilet paper and fold it in half. Fold it again in half to form a square. Next carefully tear out about 3/8" (10mm) from the centre corner, on a curve is best. Put the corner piece aside.
Open the tp and push your middle finger of your left or cack hand. (There is a reason why southpaws are called cack-handed.) Rummage around in your pucker to remove the residue. Now pull the paper off your finger with a back and forth twisting motion.
Finally, pick up the corner piece and use it to scrape under your fingernail.
If no expense spared included my own small plane I would love to learn to fly.
What is your favorite non-sexual pastime?
I usually wear jeans, otherwise a long skirt.
Dildo or vibrator?
Sing your little heart out.
Hug Natalya, and kiss her from top to bottom.
I don't really know you, but I think I should.