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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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Natalya annoys a lot of people, so chances are I'll get her for a mere fraction of her actual worth. Even at top dollar, though, I'll buy.
It will probably be a long wait, but when we first met I thought, "Not never, not nohow."
How to reduce toilet paper consumption without sacrificing cleanliness.

Take a single sheet of toilet paper and fold it in half. Fold it again in half to form a square. Next carefully tear out about 3/8" (10mm) from the centre corner, on a curve is best. Put the corner piece aside.

Open the tp and push your middle finger of your left or cack hand. (There is a reason why southpaws are called cack-handed.) Rummage around in your pucker to remove the residue. Now pull the paper off your finger with a back and forth twisting motion.

Finally, pick up the corner piece and use it to scrape under your fingernail.
If no expense spared included my own small plane I would love to learn to fly.

What is your favorite non-sexual pastime?
I usually wear jeans, otherwise a long skirt.

Dildo or vibrator?
When dinosaurs roamed the earth and I was twelve:



May I have a coffee please; cream, no sugar?
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Titties.
and beer. Titties and beer. Titties and beer. Titties and beer.