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Grace
Over 90 days ago
Lesbian Cis Female, 76
United States

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Happy birthday, gorgeous. May I borrow you so I can smother you in birthday kisses?
From "As Good as It Gets"

Melvin Udall: I've got a really great compliment for you, and it's true.
Carol Connelly: I'm so afraid you're about to say something awful.
Melvin Udall: Don't be pessimistic, it's not your style. Okay, here I go: Clearly, a mistake. I've got this, what - ailment? My doctor, a shrink that I used to go to all the time, he says that in fifty or sixty percent of the cases, a pill really helps. I *hate* pills, very dangerous thing, pills. Hate. I'm using the word "hate" here, about pills. Hate. My compliment is, that night when you came over and told me that you would never... all right, well, you were there, you know what you said. Well, my compliment to you is, the next morning, I started taking the pills.
Carol Connelly: I don't quite get how that's a compliment for me.
Melvin Udall: You make me want to be a better man.
Quote by AAnna


Reminds me, not of a movie quote, but of something someone said of Harlan Ellison, author of "A Boy and His Dog."

"He has the heart of a little boy; pickled in alcohol on his desk."

(Please correct me if I got it the wrong way round, or if you know who said it.)
Meet my friend, very large and very heavy. I worked up to it, starting at about 1.5" diameter, and I still sometimes have trouble getting it in.