Laptop.
Old banger or new car?
I need a cuddle. It's cold here.
Edit: That was for Vanessa. Could I squeeze in between the two of you? It really is cold. See how hard my nipples are. Of course, that could just be because I'm thinking about being between you.
Of my 12 stories, 4 are almost gospel and 2 are based on real people and real events.
Friends are always very important.
Can we trust the question?
"Better than ever," she cried.
Yes, a Mk IV Cortina Estate. Horrible colour, uncomfortable, grossly underpowered. But the damn thing would not break down, so I had no excuse to get rid of it.
Have you ever had a car you loved so much you kept it long after you would normally replace it?
SIMMER
Some igloos may melt ending rest.