True, but I don't think you are a complete asshole. I suspect you of having one or two redeeming features.
Hamburgers sizzling in the pan.
Give up. I AM the sexiest.
Probably not the asshole I at first thought. Doies that qualify as nice?
My husband moaning. He's in a cranky mood.
At home, not at work.
Have you ever had a long-term relationship with someone you met at work?
Write. Write whatever comes to mind and publish it. There is no better way to become a writer, or in your case a writer of erotica.
Mozarella sticks again. He loves them and I can heat them up without poisoning us.
After the original trilogy I have never sat through an entire SW film, so I know not who Rey is and care less. Now, sprite's panties, that would make a good thread.
Go on, pin Natalya. You know you want to.
I'll pass, of course.
Anything which does not have an M in it. Sadly I'm allergic to M.
Dian, if a willing lady turns up I'm in. if a nice man turns up I'll go to the pub and let you enjoy Buster and him.
Very fond. I should ask you to be a friend.
Hang on while I put something on to strip.
Coffee, and maybe a doughnut.
