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HK4167
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 53
United States

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Quote by poizenivy
that awkward moment when you or your lover call out the wrong name during sex

Haha, good one. Let's make it more twisted,

that awkward moment when I call out my step daughter's name, and my wife calls out my sister's name during sex.
Check her belly to see if there is anything left for me to sniff off, like in her background pic.
Quote by kinkygirl
Thought it was 3 words only

read the thread


I am sorry.
Quote by loveslegs
two guys flashing a male cop? how is that ever gonna work? :s unless he's with the YMCA lol


The cop is distracted for sure, either he's busy staring, or he's busy vomitting. :P
Well, I kind of understand Zoe because sometimes when I play the forum games, the av above me shows a pretty gal, or part of her body, but when I click on the profile it shows male.

For me it's no big deal, probably a few extra seconds to confirm av owner in the profile. But if you're not being careful assuming he's a gal but later found out the truth later after your post, you might feel it's annoying.
wanna flip a coin to decide who flashes him, and who steals the key while he's being distracted?
Wow, I've only been lush for a month and half and this thread is quite an eye opener for me.

Yes, I saw lots of girl's profile with 'No Men please' in bio, so I just believed those young girls don't want to be bothered by horny young dudes.

But what's the point here? Let's say a guy pretends to be a girl, posts fake profile with fake photo and lures in some chicks to chat with him. Now what? He needs to pretend he's a chick, too, during all the chat, even the steamy hot ones?

With so much effort wasted, he probably could have spent the time polishing his real profile/bio to make it more attractive, or even write a story or two.

And what if two fake-girls hook up and start chatting…that gonna be hilarious.
I'm straight and yes I occasionally found certain guy attractive, but I'm not comfortble with the physical contact from guys.
Quote by etairay
wow ..the av is the reason im goin around givin free hugglesmmwah


Haha, thanks her for the free hug, tell her the full size picture is in my profile background, and I'm writing a story about that picture right now.
Get into the holiday spirit, and get my wife a VS gift card.
Real pumpkin...no.
Girl in pumpkin Hallowen suit...still no.
Guy in pumpkin Hallowen suit...definitely no.

Have you ever fantasised about threesome with your other half and her/his sibling?
whatever you and above you are doing, pls ignore me. I'm just here to take pictures. Now where is my 85mm lens?
You know, I never kissed a fellow felony in police car before.