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HappyEndings
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male
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The saying was already quite popular when Thomas R. Marshall said it but he got a lot of the credit for it. "What this country needs is a really good 5 cent cigar". I think that saying can be modernized and applies to this thread.

I say what this country (USA) needs is a good $20 blowjob. There would be a lot more peace and harmony in this world if men could just stop by their local brothel (assuming it was legal) and get a $20 blow job. Men go around horny and frustrated for the most part and that blowjob would make us a much more agreeable lot.

Some blowjobs are better than others but I never had a truly bad one. I think enthusiasm is the most important component but to my point....

I hope this didn't hijack the thread and it's a good thread but I just had to say this stuff... LOL

Anyway girls. If you want to keep your man truly happy a daily, or thereabouts, blowjob would go a LOOOOOONG way to accomplishing that goal... ;)
It's the skirt that's being lifted.

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In the course of my everyday activities I know and see a lot of hot women and yes... I DO fantasize about having sex with them.

Lately there is one in particular that is driving me crazy and she's teasing me to distraction. ;)

Not ALL women are candidates but to deny that I'm horny 24/7 and a fantasizer would be a huge lie... LOL
I know that this is in ask the girls but I'd like to share my best and worst blind dates.

First one I was nineteen and my best friend was dating a girl and after meeting me she announced that I would be a perfect match for her best friend. Boy oh Boy was she ever right. We hit if off from hello and we had a summer of love and great sex that I'm still trying to match... Wonderful!

Then about 2 years later an old high school buddy told me the only way a certain girl would go out with him was on a double date and would I please date her friend. Holy crap... I ended up in her apartment after the date and we had so so sex and shortly after that she announced that she was a witch and that I could never leave her. I headed for the door and she said she was casting a spell on me if I went out the door. Crazy bitch! Sure enough I was plagued by bad luck for several months after that and she stalked me including crashing a party I was at and threatening my date with a spell if she didn't get away from me. My date freaked out and never would see me again. LOL
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I also agree, but when I talk to some women, I realized it is not easy for them to end the relationship (marriage) especially if they have kids.


^^^ This ^^^

Despite what people think many women cheat and can't gracefully or practically remove themselves from their marriage due to children and/or financial reasons.

A lot of people think that almost all cheaters are men but they're cheating with someone and that person is usually a married woman.

I'm not saying it's right or ok but there you have it. It is what it is.

I had it for lunch today... It's prime rib, baked potato, and a salad from Cody's Roadhouse. It's inexpensive for lunch.
And I wouldn't be surprized if it happens here on Lush too.... NOTHING is private anymore. There simply isn't ANY privacy.... sigh
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Fetlife bores me and our local group is too strange for me... LOL

I quickly found out that they really aren't about sex very much and that turns me off as well.

Give me Lush anytime.
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I have no regrets... I lost the only true love of my life to cancer but it was written and inevitable and I'm ok with it.

I've gone where I wanted. I've lived the way I wanted. I've done what I wanted. I've worked some really exciting jobs in some beautiful places.

I've loved and been loved by some wonderful women and had some fantastic friends.

I've enjoyed nearly perfect health all my life and although I've never been rich I was always able to live well.

I have many, many more things I want to and WILL do in my life but I still have no regrets. I've lived life on my own terms and it's been pretty darned good.

Life is good and I'm blessed and thrilled about my future.

If you haven't heard/seen this song by Tim McGraw you owe yourself a look/listen. "Live Like You Were Dying"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9TShlMkQnc
I agree that it is possible to 'fall in love' on Lush but you only see what the person on the other end of that anonymous connection reveals to you and I always wonder if they've exhausted everyone local to them and it's well known what kind of person they really are so they turn to fantasyland where they can be anything they want.

I can see falling FOR someone on Lush but I'd guard my heart very carefully until I got to meet them in person and I don't mean just for a heated fluid exchange. LOL

Maybe I'm just old fashioned and I know that the Millenium generation see's life much differently than my generation does but making friends online isn't the same (to me at least) as true person to person love and the cloak of anonymity can hide some strange characters.

Just one (old) man's opinion.....

Here is what Dr Phil says....
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/01/online-love_n_5911336.html

More good advice...
http://www.yourtango.com/experts/sharon-lynn-wyeth/17-clues-how-avoid-internet-dating-scams

Or you could just cut to the chase and date a sociopath.... (the internet is FULL of them!!!)
http://datingasociopath.com/sociopath-character-traits/cunning-and-manipulative/i-love-you/online-dating-dangers/
I'm a big fan of the two piece but I rarely get to the beach to see them in the last few years. sad

I also think that a woman's tummy is ubersexy.

I understand that some women aren't comfortable in them and don't criticize but if they want to really parade their body it's hard to beat a skimpy two piece.
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Women who know what they want from sex; and who aren't afraid to take it.


^^^^^^ THIS!!! ^^^^^^

The world is full of submissive women and they're great but if a woman really want's to turn me on she'll take charge and TAKE exactly what she wants and INSIST on my compliance.
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1. I took LSD quite a few times when I was young and think it changed me for the better but I detest "drugs" and refuse to use them no matter what.
2. Sex is the most driving force in my life but I refuse to go out to bars or clubs where my chances of meeting willing women would be way better than just working all the time.
3. I've tried being bisexual and just couldn't get interested in men. For some reason I'm mad at myself for failing. Something about trying to be open minded and I couldn't make it work.
4. I live a pretty boring life wherein I work almost all my waking hours because I enjoy it.
5. I say I don't believe in love anymore but think that's just something I tell myself when I really am looking for it all the time. Not sure on this one.
6. I'm somewhat psychic but can't control it and it scares me so I do everything I can to deny it and ignore it.
7. Last but not least... I'm a dyed in the wool conservative and that's cost me several relationships even if i don't mind being with liberals they can't seem to stand being around a conservative. sad
She won't give you a handjob or try a Fleshlight?

I personally haven't tried a Fleshlight but have heard that they feel very real and work very well.

I gave up a marriage for the same reason/problem you're having a few years ago and still feel like I did the right thing.

When a spouse of either sex starts ignoring the sexual needs of their partner and isn't willing to do anything about them then, in my opinion, they've lost that loving feeling and it's more than just about sex.

I know that everybody is different and some women were raised to believe that sex is a sin if it's not used to make babies and even if they can avoid that guilt when they're young it catches up with them later in life and in that case there is little, if anything, anyone can do about it. Catholics come to mind.

I hope that this isn't perceived as a slam on Catholics but I've talked to many men in my life that had wives that gave up all forms of sex fairly early and almost every single one of those women were Catholic.

Some women keep their sex drive and enjoy sex well up into their 70's and a few into their 80's.

I also know a few divorce attorneys and they tell me that a LOT more marriages fail due to one partner losing interest in sex than people would imagine.
Fresh ground coffee then some blueberry yogurt and then some Kashi cereal with milk.

An hour later my hunger wasn't sated so I scrambled up 4 eggs with Dubliner cheese and called it good.

Breakfast is my biggest meal of the day and will often involve eating for an hour or two.... LOL

Lunch is usually a venison sandwich (lately) and maybe some chips and a glass of milk.

Supper is something light cuz I'm watchin' my girlish figure... ;)

Tonight I had an apple with peanut butter and crackers.

Uh... I'm rambling again. Long answer to a short question... One of my annoying habits... LOL
I always say I like rough sex but when it really get's down to it I'm pretty gentle with women. I'm always afraid I'll damage them and usually end up being so careful not to damage them that I'm pretty gentle. If it turns rough you can bet she initiated the roughness and still I don't leave any marks or sore spots.

Women are so soft and sweet and warm that they seem too fragile for anything rough. I guess that means that some of the women on Lush will avoid me but at least I'm telling it like it really is with me.