When I see anything about Golden Showers, I am so turned off and just want to log off.

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Who wouldn't like that? I never ask my guys to do it, assuming that they have the usual male reaction to even their own cum. But -- now and then I'm shocked and pleasantly surprised when he disengages and wanders down to my pussy and I feel my vagina being sucked clean! That sure beats using a tissue! And guys who do that will undoubtedly get an encore party from me!

I like encores.

Politics aside, I want to get a woman's viewpoint. (I posted a similar poll in ask the guys, but the guys can't seem to keep politics out).

Who is hotter, Kristi Nome or Pam Bondi?

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Lord, yes, can we pack both into an Artemis capsule and shoot them into lunar orbit?

Let's keep politics out of this, but looks-wise, I go for Kristi.

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I see a guy at the beach that wears a thong that just bare covers his package and his butt look like it is sculpted from marble. I do not think he has a hair on his body. All I can say is Beautiful, Beautiful, Beautiful.

I have not seen him for a while I hope some other woman has not run off with him.

Of course it is January.

I swim in January (and every other month).

Politics aside, who is hotter?

Please excuse if this is a bit off topic. I started swimming in an outdoor pool at my gym a couple of years ago. I'm a pretty good swimmer. I outswim almost everyone my age. When swimming, I feel very masculine. Yet, when I get out of the water, walk back to my lounge chair or the locker room, I feel sexy. Face it, a Speedo is a bikini bottom, and a bikini bottom is a waterproof panty.

FYI, there is a Speedo group on Lush.

Quote by Rheamae

I have given a blowjob to a guy after his friend creamed me

A little off topic, but I like it.

I'm really surprised there have not been more comments on this post.

Ladies,

Have you ever had a guy do oral after sex? If so, did he do so on his own, or did you direct him?

(FYI, there is an oral after intercourse group on Lush).

Please delete and repost as seperate joke.

Trump finally dies and as expected goes to Hell where he is greeted by the Devil himself given the enormity of his evil. The Devil tells Trump he is pretty impressed with him and tells him he's going to give him three choices of everlasting punishments but whichever one he chooses the person currently enduring the punishment will be freed to heaven.

The Devil escorts Trump down a hallway with 3 doors.

In the first room Hitler is being taken repeatedly by a huge Amazon with an even bigger strapon. Trump declines the option and asks to see the next door.

Behind door #2 he find Mitch McConnell who is breaking rocks into smaller rocks with a small hammer only to have more big rocks appear over and over. Trump declines the second option.

Finally behind door #3 Monica Lewinsky is blowing Clinton non-stop. Trump grins and immediately chooses Option 3.

Devil: "Ok Monica you're free to go!!"

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I love it and I wish sneezing would actually do that.

Me too. I have strong sneezes.

Two women, strangers, are seated together on a flight. One sneezes and then her body shakes for several seconds. A few moments later, the same thing happens, then again.

The other asks, "I know we don't know each other, but I have to ask. Every time you sneeze, your body shakes afterwards. What is going on?

The woman replies, "Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."

The other woman asks, "Oh. What do you take for it?"

The woman replies, "Pepper."

I recently had to have some surgery. Of course, for the surgery, I had to put on a hospital gown with nothing underneath. Before the surgery, with my IV already in, the (female) nurse escorted me to the restroom. As she was settling me back into bed, she asked, "Where do you swim?" Now, I had mentioned swimming, the only way she could have known I swim regularly was my Speedo tan line. I told her where I swam, and we talked a little about swimming. I thought it was nice of her to ask.

However, when I got home, I thought, what if a male nurse commented on a woman's tan line?

Your opinion: Nice to notice or unprofessional?

FYI, there is a Speedo group on Lush.

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It’s something that my wife and I do regularly and she gets lots of requests from guys to peg them. She has helped other couples who want to try pegging get started

Does your wife have a sister? (just kidding/not kidding).

It's not there. I just thought I need to add a picture.

I do hope it eventually does get approved. Long story (pun intended), but I don't keep backup copies of stories on my home computer. It is part IV and is the "end" of the story.

California.

Quote by Ls63563

I’m very seldom on a commercial flight anymore, but use to be more. Don’t travel with batteries in your toys!

You hire a private jet? Lucky you.

Quote by NinaC
When I first read this, I thought absolutely not! It is not something I could see myself having to resort to. I don’t ever want to. However, in a catastrophic situation, would we? I think we could all do this, if the situation were to arise and it was THAT important.

When I was in grad school, I was poor, I mean gov't cheese poor. If I had been a woman . . . it would have been much easier to make rent.

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I know it's not the same thing, but I have done it as part of a charity auction...

Kisses!

Steph

Charity begins at home.

While six inches is slightly above average, if you sub-average in size (or if age or disease has affected you) try a male strapon or sleeves. She will love you for it. FYI, there is a male strapon group on Lush.

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I am sure I could find myself eating cream pies from wife. I could also see myself servicing her lovers. I do not see myself not enjoying most sexual acts. I however do not see myself as being feminine or as a sissy. As has been already stated to each their own.

So you have enjoyed your wife after the fact yet? Normally, I'm considerate of my wife's needs, but one night I was drunk and got to the finish line too quickly. I surprised her . . . she liked the surprise very much. From what I gather, about 80% of the women appreciate a man who gives them more.

My g/f had dumped me, and for a long time, I couldn't get a date (this is the pre-internet era). I was horny and went to a gay club. I just wanted someone to ask me to dance, but no one did. I felt rejected. Before leaving, I asked a guy to dance, but nothing clicked, and I went home, more frustrated than ever. Maybe for the best, AIDS wasn't yet a thing.

I have no desire to put on a cage, but I am curious about the mental gymnastics involved. How does one work such a desire into the conversation? If anyone wants to share their "mental gymnatics" I (and presumably others) would be interested.

FYI, YouTube has a clip from some MA-TV program, where the man (I don't know the actor's name, but his face was familiar) carrying flowers is greeted by his wife's best friend. The best friend says, "Flowers won't get this time. "Mary told me about cheating". The wife then appears and shows him a cage. He questions what is this for? The wife replies, "This is to keep you from cheating."

I accidentally deleted my story Move Over Aquaman, Superman is Here. I thought it was one of my better stories (and the only one that was true).

I hate being a "mature" man. I wish the hardware worked as it used to, but that doesn't mean I don't miss out giving pleasure with Mr. Purple.

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I felt up my first wife’s youngest sister

Did she object?

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haven't tried anything that I thought was too far out there yet. I will update you if that ever happens!

Come on you have been pegged, for many that is outrageous.

Quote by Tim1990

My gf does it. And she’s good at using it.

Does she have a sister? (JK, not JK).

Quote by tsb1966
My wife is usually involved, but twice I have sucked guys that I randomly met and we hooked-up. There is an added layer of excitement about sucking a random stranger, swallowing his cum and then never seeing him again.

And danger too.