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Hasabrain2
11 hours ago
Straight Male, 67
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Here’s a true story that could only happen in certain parts of America.

As I was leaving the gym the other day, it was one of those awkward moments of “who's going to hold the door for whom.”

A young woman and your child were halfway through as I motioned for an older woman, who was ahead of me on the right and was closer to 80 than I am to 70, to go ahead.

However, she said, “Don’t you know the man is supposed to open the door for a woman?” So I held the door for her.

Then she added, “Don’t you know the man is supposed to do three things? He’s supposed to hold the door and carry the heavy stuff. Do you know what the third thing is?”

I guessed, “Take out the trash.” (Note: I was tempted to say "the woman cums first."

She replied, “No, pack and carry.”

Yes, “pack and carry” as in pack and carry a gun.

I know that is Ask the Gals, but I wanted to add this:

I'm a bit of a history nut. I just learned that President Grover Cleveland married a woman 21 years his junior. His good buddy Samuel Chase (as in Chase Bank) did the same. The marriages worked, though Mrs. Chase died young of TB.

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Another cherry to be popped here, but I also suspect I'm a top so maybe I could take both of yours. We three should meet up sometime for an MMM, perhaps. 😎

FYI, Pride doesn't necessarily end on June 30. The city where I live has its festival in July for logistical reasons (many members are also involved with the massive Pride festival in Toronto, which climaxes (heh heh) this weekend). And the local Pride committee does events year round, even if the summer festival is the main focus.

I would love to moan "O Canada" if the travel budget allowed.

Less than one week left for someone to help me celebrate Pride month.

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When my wife cucked me with our much younger neighbor I found out that I really enjoyed looking at his enormous shaved and cut cock! I enjoyed it so much that the second time I was invited to watch him fucking her ( which was supposed to have been a 3some) that it never had been a 3some because of the size of his thick cock which she loves! I asked her one time to tell me a story about how her and her lover started fucking anyway and she said there was a bunch of them who used to ride horses and as usual the guys would ride together up ahead and the girls were always behind the guys and most of the girls were married to the guys with my wife being married to her first husband who was on ride as well!

The guy who she cucked me with would always lag behind the guys and he would let the guys/husbands get way up ahead and he would jump off his horse ,pull out his massive cock and be slowly stroking himself while waiting for the girls/wives to come along and catch him "peeing" but he would be really jacking off his enormous cock! She said when she first saw him stroking his big dick she said " damn I'm going to sit on that big dick " and all the other girls / wives said the same thing but she didn't say it out loud she was only thinking it! Before long she started lagging behind the girls hoping he would notice and she would be seeing him stroking his thick cock with just the two of them! Her plan worked bc when she came around the next bend In the trail there he was but this time he wasn't pretending to pee he was facing her with his big long cock in both of his handS and he still had cock left sticking out his hand that was closest to his massive tomato size cock head! As she rounded the bend he closed his eyes as if not to see her but she caught his eyes open for a second before he closed them which was just fine with her bc she said it gave her a undestrubed view of him pleasuring himself which is something she loves to watch even now she loves to watch guys jerking off big dicks , and as she was watching him on the trail that afternoon she let out a moan and he opened his eyes and caught her with her hand between her legs down her bikini bottom which she had taken off her cut off Levi's after she was lagged behind the other wives. Because she said if he was standing there jerking off waiting for her to catch him and let her see him stroking then she was going to let him see her freshly shaved cunt and when he opened his eyes she had one leg up on the saddle seat on one side pulling her bikini bottom to one side feverishly rubbing her swollen clit looking directly at her desire and then she said he moved quickly to the side of her horse snatched her off her saddle and put her on her knees and pounding and stretched her pussy like she's never had it stretched out before! His cock is 10 and a half inches long and she had been used to 6 inch slender cocks but the second she felt his girthy cock stretching her love hole she was hooked! He continues to fuck her to this day which brings me to the point I was getting to but I had to give some background to the story, now when she would walk around the house when he would be here without her bra on I got turned on bc I noticed that he would be rubbing his enormous cock and this was before she told me she wanted to have a 3some but she couldn't hide the fact she wanted to fuck himand remember this was before I knew anything about him fucking her regular after the first time one the trail, that was 15 or 20 years before we were married so he had been fucking her that long before we were married and I'm sure she was fucking him every chance she got before I moved in with her! I know a couple of times I would come over after work and she would be flushed and have a " I just got the hell fucked out of me" look but I didn't say anything bc secretly the thought of his big thick cock beating her pussy out even more had me wanting to watch! So when she brought up having a 3sone I jump at the chance bc I knew she would pick him and I pretend to be disappointed bc I let her think I was wanting to fuck her and another of her friends but when she said she wanted 2 guys I went song and when I ask her how she told him we wanted to have a 3some she said she told him I wanted to see her get fucked hard by a big dick and she said she knew somebody! Little did she know just how much I wanted to watch him slide his big cock up her slippery experienced cunt and when he first slide in her it was something to watch! I had been between her legs licking her wet cunt because she would always be wet as water when she had his thick cock in her mouth like she had that night as I was eating her pussy out! Her legs were wide open and she was letting him use her mouth like he used her pussy time and again and I heard her take his big cock out of her mouth and tell him , I need to get fucked by this big cock bad! He pulled away but I continue to lick her and I could feel her pushing my head away trying to make room for him to get between her legs but I knew what was coming and that was his cock right where my lips were on her lips , her pussy lips and I opened my eyes to see his big cock right in front of my face only a few inches so I did what any cuck would do I pretended not to see his cock as I stuck my toung in her pussy just as his cock head was trying to slide in her! My toung felt his big veinny cock as he was forcing my toung to stay in contact with his big wet cock even longer, I heard him tell her your husband is licking my cock and how good it felt and she said to him well he needs to suck it for you bc he don't have enough cock to satisfy his wife I can hardly feel him fucking me after a real man fucks me and then I started cumming all over his legs and then the feeling of me cumming on him made him start cumming all over her big sloppy cunt and when his big thick cock started cumming I couldn't believe the amount of cum he came all over her pussy and my face and lips ! Every since that night I let him cum all over me and sometimes he calls me over when he knows she's not home and I go over and we suck each other off! No anal only sucking! Once he called me over and he surprised me with a guy I knew who I found out then was a bi cuckold husband and I knew him and his wife! All three of us get together sometime and it's mostly me and the other cucked husband licking up our wives lovers big cock which is fine with us ! He can't believe how much he cums either! Me and the other cuck can't cum half as much as his big cock cums

Hot story, but please some paragraph breaks.

An average-looking guy with a few extra pounds can get laid a lot easier than an average-looking guy with a few pounds.

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Sounds like a fun way to celebrate but from your profile, you're a bit far for me. Have a blast and hope you find someone.😁

Yes, if we were closer, I would love to moan, "O Canada, O Canada."

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My wife went absolutely insane with power the first time she pegged me. The look on her face was priceless. She was in control and she knew it.

Does your wife have a sister? (JK/not JK).

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It just comes from my bad behaviors with married men. Seduction feels like a wicked game to me. It's a question and a curiosity. I'm curious about what kind of sexual experience they get with their man, and I question if I'm capable of landing this person, and I feel powerful and dominant when I do. It's terrible and selfish behavior, but I probably keep doing it because I keep getting away with it. Kind of like how a criminal will keep it up until they get caught.

Will you be bad with me?

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I have bought five new ones this winter, preparing for the summer!

One yellow, two white, one red and one so called micro bikini (yellow).

Can´t wait for the summer to kick in!

I'm sure they are all nice, but a woman has to be extra-confident (and hot) to wear a micro. BTW, I like confidence in a woman. I find a wishy-washy woman, even in a bikini, a turn off.

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Nope. Never have. I'm not that sort of girl.

Really? Have fun. Go out and enjoy the sun.

I recently uploaded a story, and it is available, but how do I add categories/keywords?

I'm Lush "friends" with all sorts of people, including some cross-dressers. Today I had to do some trimming around the (Speedo) tan line. Only the second time I've done that. Still a little weird. However, I wondered about my CD friends and shaving, and that got me to ask this question:

"Gurls" what was it like the first time you shaved your legs?" (If applicable, respect Lush rules about age).

P.S. There is a Speedo group on Lush.

I was on Fetlife, but closed my account. My router got hit with a virus (it is all fine now), and I think there were other attempted viruses. On any free site, watch out for viruses and run a virus checker on anything you download, including Lush.

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When I had them I did. We even bought red towels for under us. Pretty erotic…..

Sorry, not for me. I just couldn't get into oral.

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Yes she has. It is very sexy and hot and leads to intense orgasm with a creamy reward for her.

Does your wife have a sister?

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Does a foursome count?

Years ago, my wife and I were very good friends with another couple. The wife of that couple actually had been a friend of mine from high school. I'd actually been quite attracted to her. But, our paths went different directions.

Eventually, we found ourselves spending a great deal of time together, dinners, movies, etc. Somehow, the women decided we should begin playing together.

At first, it was just the two couples enjoying themselves together with no swapping. But, the women -- again, always the women -- decided they wanted to see what their men might do together.

Rob and I looked each other over. All four of us were naked in our bedroom. Rob and I were on our knees on the bed.

We both shrugged an obvious "what the Hell" and leaned in for a kiss. Rob's hands found my ass. I groped his half-hard cock.

Both our cocks grew stiff as our tongues danced.

In less than a minute, we were on our sides in a passionate 69.

Rob came quick in my mouth, spraying his thin sperm against the back of my throat.

Once he was spent, we changed position so he was on his knees in front of me.

It took another minute or so for me to spray my thick cum on to his face. He didn't want me to cum in his mouth. But, he did let me give him a porn-worthy facial for our wives' enjoyment.

I had glanced up once and caught our wives making out together, not even watching us. They must have heard our grunts and heavy breathing.

As soon as I finished on his face, Rob's wife dropped to her knees and licked every drop of my sperm from his face.

My own wife immediately cleaned my cock of every oozing drop I had left.

After that first time, the four of us swapped cum at least twice a month. Rob and I found time to get together privately each week without our wives knowing.

It seemed Rob liked facials. I liked the taste of his cum.

Maybe I should write a story about this.

I think you just did.

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Honestly, theur stupidity is a turn off

Well, ok, ignoring stupidity and politics, who is hotter?

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I know it's not the same thing, but I have done it as part of a charity auction...

Kisses!

Steph

Let me contribute.

Not my wife, but let's say a "friend with benefits." I recorded our second time. See a short clip in the pegging group.

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Well mostly Jason wanted her, and I gave in so he could have her.

Lucky Jason. Most women aren't so giving.

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Charity fuck - yes. Several times for different reasons ..

Inquiring minds want to know the different reasons.

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I love eating cum from my wifes used pussy

I like eating cum out of your wife's pussy too. (He he).

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There are a couple of scenarios that I would consider it a possibility. The most likely would be if my lover wanted two have an mmf three some. I dont consider myself bi or curious or straight. But I would like to think I have an open mind. If I could have a ffm three some, I would love to see the two ladies enjoy them selves. Why should the reverse be any different?

Holden

I have an open mind.

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I've licked my cum out of my wife's pussy. I like it.

FYI, there is an oral after intercourse group on Lush.