Quote by colin123
I love eating cum from my wifes used pussy
I like eating cum out of your wife's pussy too. (He he).

Quote by HoldenMcCrank
There are a couple of scenarios that I would consider it a possibility. The most likely would be if my lover wanted two have an mmf three some. I dont consider myself bi or curious or straight. But I would like to think I have an open mind. If I could have a ffm three some, I would love to see the two ladies enjoy them selves. Why should the reverse be any different?
Holden
I have an open mind.
I haven't submitted a new story in years, but I like to support Lush by asking questions: Like, do you expect to get lingerie for Christmas? Or, has a guy performed oral after sex on you? So here's another question:
Have you ever given a guy a charity fuck? Maybe after he lost a job, didn't get into the college he wanted, etc., you just want to do something for him as a friend.
Quote by ErinDcup34
Who wouldn't like that? I never ask my guys to do it, assuming that they have the usual male reaction to even their own cum. But -- now and then I'm shocked and pleasantly surprised when he disengages and wanders down to my pussy and I feel my vagina being sucked clean! That sure beats using a tissue! And guys who do that will undoubtedly get an encore party from me!
I like encores.
Quote by ChandlerAja2
I see a guy at the beach that wears a thong that just bare covers his package and his butt look like it is sculpted from marble. I do not think he has a hair on his body. All I can say is Beautiful, Beautiful, Beautiful.
I have not seen him for a while I hope some other woman has not run off with him.
Of course it is January.
I swim in January (and every other month).
Please excuse if this is a bit off topic. I started swimming in an outdoor pool at my gym a couple of years ago. I'm a pretty good swimmer. I outswim almost everyone my age. When swimming, I feel very masculine. Yet, when I get out of the water, walk back to my lounge chair or the locker room, I feel sexy. Face it, a Speedo is a bikini bottom, and a bikini bottom is a waterproof panty.
FYI, there is a Speedo group on Lush.
Please delete and repost as seperate joke.
Trump finally dies and as expected goes to Hell where he is greeted by the Devil himself given the enormity of his evil. The Devil tells Trump he is pretty impressed with him and tells him he's going to give him three choices of everlasting punishments but whichever one he chooses the person currently enduring the punishment will be freed to heaven.
The Devil escorts Trump down a hallway with 3 doors.
In the first room Hitler is being taken repeatedly by a huge Amazon with an even bigger strapon. Trump declines the option and asks to see the next door.
Behind door #2 he find Mitch McConnell who is breaking rocks into smaller rocks with a small hammer only to have more big rocks appear over and over. Trump declines the second option.
Finally behind door #3 Monica Lewinsky is blowing Clinton non-stop. Trump grins and immediately chooses Option 3.
Devil: "Ok Monica you're free to go!!"
Two women, strangers, are seated together on a flight. One sneezes and then her body shakes for several seconds. A few moments later, the same thing happens, then again.
The other asks, "I know we don't know each other, but I have to ask. Every time you sneeze, your body shakes afterwards. What is going on?
The woman replies, "Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm."
The other woman asks, "Oh. What do you take for it?"
The woman replies, "Pepper."
I recently had to have some surgery. Of course, for the surgery, I had to put on a hospital gown with nothing underneath. Before the surgery, with my IV already in, the (female) nurse escorted me to the restroom. As she was settling me back into bed, she asked, "Where do you swim?" Now, I had mentioned swimming, the only way she could have known I swim regularly was my Speedo tan line. I told her where I swam, and we talked a little about swimming. I thought it was nice of her to ask.
However, when I got home, I thought, what if a male nurse commented on a woman's tan line?
Your opinion: Nice to notice or unprofessional?
FYI, there is a Speedo group on Lush.
Quote by NinaC
When I first read this, I thought absolutely not! It is not something I could see myself having to resort to. I don’t ever want to. However, in a catastrophic situation, would we? I think we could all do this, if the situation were to arise and it was THAT important.
When I was in grad school, I was poor, I mean gov't cheese poor. If I had been a woman . . . it would have been much easier to make rent.