Mother Nature is not kind to men. The average intervaginal latency time (IVLT) is about 5.5 minutes, much less than what most women need to reach an orgasm. Also, as men age, their IVLT drops, and 40 percent of men in their forties have erectile dysfunction, and that percentage increases with age. About 13% of men will be diagnosed with prostate cancer in their lifetimes. Removal of the prostate can often (but not always) cause impotence. What should a man do to satisfy his wife/girlfriend? Should he "subcontract" the "work" and get her a bull? Risky for disease, pregnancy, or divorce? Instead, he should try a male strapon.

FYI, there is a male strapon group in Lush. Some join the group because, for some, bizarrely, there is some comfort in having a feeling of inadequacies validated. Others have the emotional strength to say, "ok, if my leg is broken, there is no shame in using a crutch. My dick is no different."

Ladies, if you love your man, even his guy parts are what you want or need, gentle, oh so gently, tell him how he can give you more.

Gents, if Mother Nature has been unkind to you, and if you love your woman but don't want her natural desires met in someone else's bed, go shopping.

Years ago, the thought would have repulsed me; now, it is on the bucket list.

I know this is "ask the gals," but when I was in grad school, I was poor. I mean, eating government cheese and selling blood, poor. At one point, I briefly wondered if I were a woman, I could earn money for sex!.

Years later, at work, we got talking about jobs we had in grad school. A female coworker "complained" that she had to work as a cocktail waitress wearing a too-short dress. However, she made more in one weekend than I made as a lab assistant.

The gym where I go has a large workout area. Off of the workout area, there are two small trainer offices. One office is being converted to a "posting/selfie" office. Have you ever heard of such a thing?

Opinions? Comments?

About two years ago, there was a TV ad for a skin medication that featured a guy in his forties wearing a red Speedo. At first, his wife is puzzled, but by the end of the ad, she accepts that her husband likes to wear a Speedo even in public. That ad geometrically increased my curiosity. I bought a Speedo, albeit blue.

The first time I did so at my gym's pool, my heart raced, but once in the water, I felt more athletic, more manly.

However, walking around the pool, back to the locker room, and elsewhere had the opposite effect. I felt like I had a bikini bottom on, which a Speedo basically is.

After the swim, and sunning myself (in front of others). I felt very alive, not turned on exactly, but with a heightened state os awareness.

I regularly swim in a Speedo now. I like the feel athletic. However, I also enjoy walking around with a "bikini" on.

Comments:

I'm surprised, not a single no vote.

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I think that blowing my load with a young thing before I got close to her hot wet cunt was my biggest embarrassing moment, but being a quick thinker, I went down on her cunt with my mouth and tongue and all was forgiven.

FYI, there is an oral after intercourse group on Lush. Close enough in your case.

There is a pegging group in Lush. FYI, I co-star in a short vid. Comments welcome

FYI, there are two relevant groups in Lush to this Forum.

1) Impotent and ED (which sounds redundant)

2) Male strapon.

Also, FYI, there is a product, Tenuto, supposedly developed by doctors that is supposed to help.

My wife finds this purple guy very satisfying. (There is a reason it is a best seller at Adam and Eve).

The gym I go to has multiple locations. There are communal showers, or what I call barrack showers, in two of them. But there is a communal changing area. I check out guys that, like me, have a Speedo tan. FYI, there is a Speedo group in Lush.

I have only had she-cock, but they did not come in my mouth (or ass). I want to know what those experiences are like.

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Lately i have a big problem. For 35 years of marriage my wife decides that she will no longer suck my dick. She even use to let me cum in her mouth once in awhile. Now she does NOT want me touch myself in front of her. i need it so very badly. She says that there is no one else that she is having an affair with . I have found a gay club where you pay a small entrance fee & get naked & suck whoever you want to or get sucked. SHOULD i GO TO THAT CLUB. Be Honest & polite with your answers Please`~

No risk of disease is too high.

Many, many years ago, on a business trip, after my meetings, I met up with a TG. We had dinner and except for her hands she was feminine. We went back to her place. I told myself, "The moment of truth has arrived." She wasn't very big, and I was able to deep throat her; however, as to the actual experience, it was neutral. Neither turned nor turned off, but she was having a good time. So I did.

Some months later, a TG with a 7 inch cock, was a different experience. I gagged and nearly threw up.

Yet, I want to do it again.

Next time, I want to feel a cock cum in my throat and feel its warmth down my throat. Just a bucket list thing. (Another bucket list thing is to feel a cock cum in my ass).

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I have cum many times hands free when wife fucks me with her strapon. Feels amazing

Does your wife have a sister?

60 Minutes recently aired an episode about how the Chinese hacked into critical systems, including the Littleton Electric and Water District, or, and I'm not making this up, LEWD for short.

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I write using the system here on LS. How do I get Grammarly on here to help me? Thanks for any help I cam get. Lee.

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I write using the system here on LS. How do I get Grammarly on here to help me? Thanks for any help I cam get. Lee.

Get out of LS. Google Grammarly. There is a free version, which is quite good (and great for free). It will correct all you text, in FB, email, LS and so on.

Ok, I'm an average-looking guy, so most of the women in my life have been average-looking. However, in grad school, I dated a girl named Christy. She wasn't a 10, but wow, did she look hot in a bikini.

One night, we had a particularly good fuck. Actually, I don't mean particularly good, I mean great. Different positions, oral (no anal), but lots of fun.

But I kid you not, after we were done and just lying in the bed exhausted, she said, "That was almost as good as Dirk."

Dirk was another graduate student. I didn't know him well, but we had a few classes together.

The pain of that night is still in my mind.

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Of course it depends on the reaction I’m getting from the guy, but a favorite way is to totally surprise the guy with the idea. Then to get him on his knees and peg him with a substantial sized toy whil stroking and sucking his cock.

I was taken by surprise my first time. I was fairly drunk. I'm an agreeable guy anyway, but more so when I have been drinking. Before going over to her place, I put on sexy men's underwear, that is which, prompted her to ask if she could peg me (we had never talked about it before). I enjoyed. (So much so I recorded it the second time, which can be seen n the pegging group).

Eventually, it was time to leave. I live in a semi-rural area, no joke, on the way home, making a left hand turn (and still a litle drunk), I hit a deer at slow speed. The deer ran off, but whenever I drive that intersection . . which is often, I have a memory to recall -- and not just the deer.

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hmmmm...I have never had this done! Could be fun....

Well, let me be the first.

Please excuse if this is a bit off-topic, but at my gym a woman used (I think management talked with her) would work out with nothing but a bright red sports bra up top. It didn't get me hard, but I did push my workout harder.

A man going on a long business trip wants to make sure his wife can still find satisfaction, but still be faithful. He goes to an adult store. He explains his situation to the clerk. The clerk asks, "How about a RoboDildo?" Let me demonstrate."

"Robo Dildo, doornob". The Robo Dildo flies to the doorknob and repeatedly pokes it.

The clerk says, "Robo Dildo, box." The Dildo flies back into the box. The man buys.

He goes on his business trip but forgets to tell his wife how to stop it.

A few days into her husband's trip, the wife says, "Robo Dildo, pussy."

The Robo Dildo does its thing, but won't stop. It keeps going and going. In desperation, the wife decides to drive to the hospital. On the way over, she is pulled over for speeding. She explains her situation to the officer.

Doubting her story, the officer says, "Robo Dildo, my ass."

Quote by Dave69Fan

As men we always expect a woman to take our cum in their mouths, it's a bit 'double standards' if we are at least not willing to kiss her after, or indeed with you cum still in her mouth. I love when my wife scootches up with her hand between her legs to keep it in, then sits on my face with it dripping from her pussy lips.

Care to introduce me to your wife?

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Would I? No, pet. But you would, because I said so.

I'd watch… one hand in your hair, the other guiding your shameful little clean-up job. You’d taste every drop of yourself, and thank Me for the privilege.

Control isn’t just about taking, it’s about making you serve, even after you’ve surrendered.

Wish you were closer.

Two comments: One, there are Pegging groups on Lush. Two, on my regular Facebook feed, I often get reels about pegging. Yes Facebook! And a lot of guys comment that they want to try or have done so, and want to try again. I've only been pegged twice, the second is on video in the group. Twice is not enough!.

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The perfect size for me is above average length & thickness, love it snug & tapping the end. There is a too big category though.

Guys, if Mother Nature has left you average or below average, or if age or disease has affected you, give her the length and thickness she needs, try a hollow male strapon. Be her Superman. (That's a hint to read my story Move Over Aquaman Superman is Here).

Guys, if age or disease has affected you or if Mother Nature just wasn't generous to you in the first place, and you want your woman to enjoy a big one, try a hollow male strapon. FYI, there is a male strapon group on Lush. Also, read my story Move Over Aquaman Superman is here.

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I like to watch and clean up, also like her to come home after playing!

FYI, there is an oral after intercourse group on Lush (not just for hot wives/cuckolds).

I was working out at the gym yesterday and was half-watching a show about wines on one of the gym’s TVs. (No sound)

I looked away for a while and then looked back. It looked like there was a Taco Bell crunchwrap and two tacos in front of the host.

It turned out to be just what it was. The host was saying what kind of wine goes best with Taco Bell. The host continued.

Because of such and such qualities, KFC should be paired with this wine. Chick-fil-A goes best with a $75 bottle of a certain Chardonnay. A Domino’s pizza doesn’t go with beer, but with a certain red wine. And so through the fast food world.

I kid you not. The show ended with the host putting caviar in a McDonald’s fish sandwich and pairing it with a $92 bottle of champagne.

We live in interesting times.

Like who pairs a freshwater fish (Sturgeon) with a saltwater fish (Haddock)?

I know this is "ask the gals," but I want to share a story. I live in an area with very few blacks. One day at the gym, there was a black man in his late 20s/early 30s with his white buddy of the same age. In the small workout area, I was close enough to overhear their conversation.

The black man said he had been seeing this 19-year-old white girl. His complaint? All she wanted from him was sex. He lamented how superficial the relationship was. The white guy didn't say anything, but the look on his face, was "I wish I had your problem."

FYI, there is a Speedo group on Lush.