we aint had this much snow here in 20 years and my dog is freeking out, but he loves it
i totally agree with everything that WillinBK has said, i felt the same as your boyfriend yer no problem, untill my partner did. (cheated)
I can almost garantee he wont feel the same way when he knows, its exactley as WillinBK explains it. Its the hurt not the act itself.
Shit $625.60
mind you it was fun while it lasted
i want to be a golf instructor.
the tears are running down my face and my sides are aching, this is hilarious=d>
A mate set up a blind date for me so we could all go to the cinema together one night, i must explain that all my male mates know my female likes, short, blond and pertite, every time. when i arived, she turned out to be taller than me, dark hair and only one word i can think of is HUGE (no offence meant to the larger ladies).
We entered the cinema and as soon as the lights went out, she pounced and proceded to try and suck my face off while trying to undo my jeans, it felt like she had more arms than an octopuss, after wrestling with her and fighting for breath for about half the film i told her i had to go to the loo (alone) and i'm affraid i did a runner.
when i phoned my mate the next day he was weak laughing at me for doing a runner, and explained his girlfriend had set up the date and after i had gone early, the girl had asked her when she could meet up again with me as she thought i was great. needless to say i never did meet her again, but she did pester my mate's girlfriend for weeks for my phone number. It put me of blind dates for ages. you might think this is a load of bull, but honestly ist the truth.
Totaly on the bikers side hear, old ladys are not normally fast enough to fight back, bikers are !!!
I got 2 sets of leathers for the bike, and wouldnt wear anything else, they saved my skin, sliding down the road at 80mph, they were trashed but I only had a few scrapes.
OMG
"DAD" !!!!!!
"WHAT THE HELL"
It depends whether you like tats or not, i think its an amazig one, if you look at the artwork and the the way the tat flows ,
the artist is a fellow Welshman and has a a waiting list of about 12 months , i waited 6 months for my tat off him and that was about 10 years ago.
Its not in the same location as this one, i aint that brave (or is it stupid).
opps ! missed one
Pissed as a fart ??
Rat-arsed
twatted
wankered
TRUTH-- Had sex with an X on the stairs of her parents home, while her parents were watching tv 10 feet away in the living room.
He must have used too much Mad Dog 367 chillie sauce. If you ain't tried it, its one of those things you must try before you die, which you probabley will if you use too much.
I wouldnt get on my bike without my shoei on either
first time to see it, great lol