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Head
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 55
0 miles · Wales

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In the UK women mainly divorce men on the grounds of "unreasonable behaviour"
Most men divorce women on the grounds of Adultery
the add was great, wonder if the beers any good ??
I'm glad i dont have any kids, cos i know i'd be crap.
kids in the boot of the car, safest place for them. (i'm an angry driver)
in the suitcase to go on holls (cheeper to pay the exess baggage, than pay for a seat

See i'd be crap at it
I'm glad i dont have any kids, cos i know i'd be crap.
kids in the boot of the car, safest place for them. (i'm an angry driver)
in the suitcase to go on holls (cheeper to pay the exess baggage, than pay for a seat

See i'd be crap at it
I wouldn't be a millionare (i wish)
what if icecream did'nt melt
before or after i warm my hands ???
Damn pipped at the post by bassman
Being underwater, (can't hear the other half moaning at me) i am happy
And i am happiest when making other people happy.
i'm not normally this blunt but "who the fuck cares" (appart from his wife), it makes no differance to me, i dont know the bloke, why are people so concerned about what he did or didnt do ???
i'v been with my partner over 20 years now, so, i cant remember what a blow job is
Thanks guys, now i know it all in my head,i just got to get on with it.
Thanks Again for the responses
The Italian Job (original) Michael Caine
"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"

mostley for the ladies but any guys want answer thas ok. Does the quantity of semen matter.
It may sound like a strange or pointless question, but since i had a Vasectomy about 18 months ago i am paranoid that i am producing less, my partner say's it about the same, but i'm sure its not and she is just saying it is.
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So this were the word ASS-HOLE comes from
it works out at approx $6.80 a gallon here in the UK, if i got the math right, and i think i did, give or take a few cents with exchange rates
i'd be able to sleep
what if all the sea's dried up?
Shit with all that hair i thought you were a chick !!!!!
i'm never drinking again !!
I was going to use my dick as my avitar but the camera wouldnt zoom in enough.25wCVkweBrgcBYIr
There can be only one !!
(well it sounded good, and anyway i'm not greedy)
Super Sexy Sarah Michelle Gellar aka "bonkable buffy the vampire slayer"
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Do you suppose the plane is Air Force One ??

If it is, i'll put money on it she keeps that dress in a safe place for a few years
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You and me both Baby. But considering that they start about $63,000.00 It's gonna be a long time for me to get one.

It would probabley cost me that again over here to fill the tank, petrol and deisel (gas) £1.15 ltr ($1.80)
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Sorry, but being on the other side of the pond, what the hell is an escalade ??







I WANT ONE !!!
Does'nt bother me either way, but i wouldnt add them as friend.