OK, OK, i admit that was funny.
And who the hell started "waaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzz uuupppppp" ????
Smooth is sexy and cleaner.
For fuck's sake ew all need to talk tidy England like i does and stop being fucking silly and daft like init now butt.
Believe it or not, in the area I live, a hell of a lot of people talk like this, I posted a YouTube clip in the funnies called "Taff wars", if you look it up on YouTube and watch a few, it is a piss take out of ourselves (Welsh people). But it is how most people in my area talk to each other, to me it is "normal" to a lot of other people it is very irritating, using the word fuck is very popular and think it might be law to say it every few words, as well as the words like, init and tidy.
please take a look and you will see i am not extracting the urine.
You can actually get something very simular fitted into diving drysuits, that attaches to a pipe and a valve by the knee, to release the wee into the sea.(the male version is like a condom)
Holy shit, I'm a poet and i didnt even know it
Damn, i'm making rime all the time.
The one in the clip is now made of plastic and called a shewee
How the hell do i remember all the crap like this but nothing of importance.??
hhmmm, getting rid of evidence i reacon,
i wonder where the body is ??
sssssssssssllluuuuuppppppppppp
is that better ?
The Last Dive: A Father and Son's Fatal Descent Into the Ocena's Depths Descent
i think the title say's it all
That is realy funny, i'd probabley end up as 15 15 15 even after seeing wellmade 14 14 14
I knew there was a reason my partner banned me off facebook, lol
everybody would know it was me
what if Father Xmas wasn't real
Why are pirates called pirates ??
Because they AARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Any female writer, my other half is a bit of a prude, with no sense of adventure or immagination when it comes to our sex life. So to spend time with any one of the female writers here would be a pleasure, and i'm NOT talking about just having sex either. Anyone including the men who write the sensual, erotic stories they place here on Lush, you just know they would be as sensual and easy going as their stories. (I hope).
dirio chan 'r 'n goch ddraig
(Land of the red dragon)
Welsh by birth & welsh by the grace of God