Ali would love to have some of those buffalo wings... yummmmm.
Lady has a thing for elephants and tainted peanuts
Yes, too bad that Nicola and her pet kangaroo won't leave.
Now I know why I saw Ali dressed in men's clothing with a strap on...
Pam dreams of a kangaroo jumping up and down
on her bed as she eats a vegemite sandwich
(Clarification please... if you say it is a lie where you're supposed to post lies...
does that mean it's really the truth?)
Batman is actually married to Catwoman with the Joker
and Riddler as their two children.
Lexy is so frustrated with Batman's limp response to her overtures.
Heart wakes up every morning and applies lipstick
using Ali as inspiration only to then stare in the mirror
and whisper "The horror.... the horror"
And Lovely is a penguin with a thing for polar bears.
So, this must be Ali's lover.
But what's sad is that the guy was Nicola's date.
What is not known is what happens in that wing. Well, I am sorry
to say, Ali does have a French Fries addiction. She gets her
fries from Zafia... and yes, she will have fries with that.
And Lexy, you love to suck them. Luv ya babe.
That's ok, Pam. I know how much you get off by
kicking guys in the nutz.
Ellastar should know. She enjoys sticking dollars down my pants.
Hey, I thought these were supposed to be lies...
... and Lovely has a thing for wookies.
Lioness is in love with Edward Cullen
Ali loves getting a deep tissue massage from the chimps after they
get their pedicure from Lovely Lady
So.... what defines a marriage as being sexless? Or to put it another way...
how often does a normal married couple (married for over 5 years / 10 years) do it?
One time a month? One time a week? Several times a week?
Lovely Lady has a pet elephant named Ethan.
Kinghorn enjoys his own essence.
Hi.... my favorite author is lovely_lady. Tender & sexy.
Lovely Lady's favorite movie is Regarding Henry.
Lovely, you have a pet Kangaroo named Edgar.
