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Quote by DaveZ
Not sure if you are still around. I know you said you want a woman's point of view, but I think you could combine a lot of humor with the erotic. It's sounds unique and a really great idea. There's a lot you could do with it.
There's a lot that could be done with it, as long as whatever sexual escapades that ensued were made clearly consensual by the writer. As for me, personally, I would find nothing arousing about being stuck (pun intended) in an appliance. Maybe that's because I can't figure out how that would come to happen.
Anyway. Good luck, OP.
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Vancouver, B.C., Canada will always be my hometown; I do call Seattle, WA, USA home now, though, and have for several years. Dual citizenship is a wonderful thing.
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Quote by sprite
gotta agree with Laura, tho i'm going to up her count from 6 paragraphs to 8. smiles.
Ivanka, I gotta agree with Sprite and Laura...smiles...aren't you always "gonna post a video of [your] farm, too" ...warm hugs...
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Quote by StephTaylor
Am I reading the op correctly?
Yup. She can't come up with $200 for a Platinum or even $50 for a Gold membership, despite her claims of being fully employed and "fucking her boss", so she's offering to "sub" for someone, write stories for that someone, and make herself constantly available on Lush for that someone indefinitely for...yup, $50. It's sort of tragic.
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So nearly two and a half years on and you've not even snagged a silver...maybe the pic swiped off the Web isn't working out so well? Or maybe it's your constant mention of 32E breasts, which are both anatomically very unlikely and even if true, would be extremely painful. I don't know. Maybe change up your approach?
And FTR, if you're willing to sub indefinitely for $50/year--the cost of a Gold membership--you're not a high-class whore. Just saying.
And FTR, if you're willing to sub indefinitely for $50/year--the cost of a Gold membership--you're not a high-class whore. Just saying.
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Quote by sprite
1) how long does it take to get published? depends. if you're a gold member, the usual turn around is less than 24 hours ideally. if you're not, depends on how big the que is and what else is going on at the time. at present, it's the holidays and a lot of the mods have stuff going on with families etc, plus there's a competiton about to end, so we're green lighting all comp entries. usually, with non-members, i'm guessing the turn around time averages 3 days, give or take.
2) no. anyone who submits a story will have it published. unless...
3) if it's not acceptable, it will be sent back with a note stating the reason why - usually it's just a matter of needing a good edit for typos, punctuation, etc, with a note of explanation. at that point, once you clean it up and resubmit, it will most likely get published.
Giiirl...you once turned around one of my submissions in three minutes. No wonder that I have no idea what a good average turnaround time guesstimate might be.
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Quote by cumbichance
I submitted a story a few days ago and haven't heard back if it was received and it hasn't appeared on the website. A few questions - how long does it take to get published? Do you have to be a paid up member to have your stories accepted? Finally, if your story is not deemed good enough to publish, do you just not hear anything back from the moderators? I would be happy to share my story with anyone who would like to read it and give their opinion of it. Thanks!
How long does it take for a story to post? Depends on how many stories are in the queue, but generally <24h.
No, you do not have to be a "paid up" member to be accepted, although being a premium member--Gold or Platinum--does afford your submissions a run to the head of the queue, meaning less wait time from submission to acceptance or rejection.
Rejection happens if your submission is deemed in need of help prior to appearing on the site. Your rejection will be accompanied by a note from the moderator or story verifier who rejected the piece. You do not "just not hear anything back".
Please feel free to shoot me a private message should you have further questions.
~Jennifer
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Quote by doctorlove
I don't care for big tits. I really have never found big tits sexy and most bigger women have big tits. I do know some bigger women who carry themselves very well and could be fun, but not long term, the tits.
Obsessed much?
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Quote by Hasabrain2
A divorce would mean I couldn't support our children through college? So far, they don't have any student debt. Unless you are volunteering to pay their way through college, accept this
is a legitimate excuse.
So you admit to looking for an excuse. Now, if you could mansplain how your income would suddenly drop due to a divorce, that would be lovely.
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Tonya, I fucked my right knee up six ways to Sunday in October. Torn meniscus, ruptured popliteal tendon, and multiple fractures of my distal femur (read: I smashed my knee so hard I fractured the end of my thigh bone).
I'm normally a "cut now" kind of girl, but had to go with bracing, pain medication and rest because my left ankle and foot--the opposite side, the side that would be bearing all my weight post knee surgery--is unstable due to multiple old fractures tendon/ligament tears.
The foot and ankle were slated for surgical reconstruction in November.
Anyway, point is, a second MR study done last week shows some healing of the fractures, less intraarticular edema (read: less swelling and blood in my knee), and it's looking like I not only won't need surgery, I'll be able to have the surgery on my left ankle and foot in February. Get the surgery consult--I consulted with my surgeon as my first stop after realising something was wrong with the knee--but maybe consider conservative treatment. I am a serious skeptic of conservative orthopedic management, but it seems to be working this time around.
Good luck.
I'm normally a "cut now" kind of girl, but had to go with bracing, pain medication and rest because my left ankle and foot--the opposite side, the side that would be bearing all my weight post knee surgery--is unstable due to multiple old fractures tendon/ligament tears.
The foot and ankle were slated for surgical reconstruction in November.
Anyway, point is, a second MR study done last week shows some healing of the fractures, less intraarticular edema (read: less swelling and blood in my knee), and it's looking like I not only won't need surgery, I'll be able to have the surgery on my left ankle and foot in February. Get the surgery consult--I consulted with my surgeon as my first stop after realising something was wrong with the knee--but maybe consider conservative treatment. I am a serious skeptic of conservative orthopedic management, but it seems to be working this time around.
Good luck.
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I'm in a state of dishabille, near the Puget Sound, state of Washington.
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I am such a hugger. Worked today at my second job (I pick up hours as a florist) and literally handed out maybe three dozen or more hugs, to employees and customers--a lot of whom keep track of when I'll be working--alike. Maybe more.
The sweetest was this guy in another department who has always been kind of awkward around me. Today I wished him a Merry Christmas, and he stopped and asked me where I was going for Christmas. We chatted a bit, and then out of the blue, he says "Jen, could I have one of your Christmas hugs?" He got the full-press Jennifer hug, which usually includes a sort of maternal kiss on the top of the head or cheek. Pretty sure it made his day.
Hugs and kisses and wishes for the happiest of holiday season to you and yours, Miss B. xxJennifer
The sweetest was this guy in another department who has always been kind of awkward around me. Today I wished him a Merry Christmas, and he stopped and asked me where I was going for Christmas. We chatted a bit, and then out of the blue, he says "Jen, could I have one of your Christmas hugs?" He got the full-press Jennifer hug, which usually includes a sort of maternal kiss on the top of the head or cheek. Pretty sure it made his day.
Hugs and kisses and wishes for the happiest of holiday season to you and yours, Miss B. xxJennifer
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Quote by Buz
True! Never eat boiled peanuts while wearing a butt plug. It'll pop out of there with a helluva lot more power than a champagne cork, and catch someone in the eye or knock them out cold. Also, don't water ski while wearing a butt plug, and it doesn't work out well if you're running the high hurdles.
Safety first!
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Porn is (seriously) something I've never seen, although I suspect that I'd be a fan. Anyway. No, everything I've read about fuck machines do not leave me wanting to try one.
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I'm Canadian. Do you even have to ask if I'll have another drink, Bill? Rusty Nail, double, on the rocks, with a double Drambuie chaser, neat.
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Bill, I completely missed that you had to have your cat put down. I am so sorry and you and yours are in my prayers. The one final grace that we as pet owners can give our pets is a peaceful transition from this world to the next, is my belief.
Your cat will have good company--Peje, George, Sweet Lou and Hank will all be there to greet him. And since my now-deceased cats travel with their dutiful bodyguards--Jake (Labrador), Maddie (Great Pyrenees mix), and Norman (Great Pyrenees)--your cat will have plenty of defence against random cats taking his stuff. Hugs from me and cuddles from Lily (Great Pyrenees) and Niles (DSH).
Your cat will have good company--Peje, George, Sweet Lou and Hank will all be there to greet him. And since my now-deceased cats travel with their dutiful bodyguards--Jake (Labrador), Maddie (Great Pyrenees mix), and Norman (Great Pyrenees)--your cat will have plenty of defence against random cats taking his stuff. Hugs from me and cuddles from Lily (Great Pyrenees) and Niles (DSH).
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Yah, no, not in a dorm room. In a shared flat with a lock on my bedroom door, yes, but in a 17x6 (if that) dorm room? Hell no.
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Hi and welcome, Alan.
Jeff, I busted my knee up in October, incurring multiple small fractures at the distal end of my R femur, a complete fissure in the patellofemoral cartilage, a torn meniscus, and a bunch of other stuff. It's fine if it's braced and I'm careful, but obviously, one of those two things were missing yesterday. Anyway, I'm fine.
Jen's Jolter with a whiskey chaser, please, Bill.
Jeff, I busted my knee up in October, incurring multiple small fractures at the distal end of my R femur, a complete fissure in the patellofemoral cartilage, a torn meniscus, and a bunch of other stuff. It's fine if it's braced and I'm careful, but obviously, one of those two things were missing yesterday. Anyway, I'm fine.
Jen's Jolter with a whiskey chaser, please, Bill.
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Could I get a Bloody Mary double? Please? With a pickled green bean, please. Woke up this morning with the R knee grossly swollen and not bearing weight especially well. Obviously called into work. Looks like surgery will happening sooner rather than later.
