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HeraTeleia
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Female
Canada
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Two "Jen's Jolters" please. Or is that a "Jen's Jolter" with a "Jen's Jolter" chaser? No. Chase both of them with a double Drambuie, neat. And this Jen is Canadian. Although I guess I have lived and worked in Seattle forever, so...yah, calling me "the US Jen" is fine.
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Is it too early for a Rusty Nail? Does Bill even keep decent Scotch in this place? Good thing I always travel prepared. *handing over a bottle of Drambuie and another of Glenlivet 18*
I have to go survey the neighbourhood for downed trees after last night's wicked windstorm. I need something besides these steel-toed boots to warm me up.
I have to go survey the neighbourhood for downed trees after last night's wicked windstorm. I need something besides these steel-toed boots to warm me up.
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This is really a Rage Cage sort of thing, OP. You can copy your original post and post it in the Rage Cage, which is specifically a place to vent--you won't receive advice, but you don't seem to need advice so much as a place to vent.
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The fuck is the question? Have I turned down sex proffered? Yes. Have I turned down sex proffered based solely upon the appearance of the cock to be involved? No.
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I hope not. Mine is now well and thoroughly on its way to being permanently lasered off.
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Soft Canadian accent in English, mixed Quebecois/Southern French accent in other languages.
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So you're saying that you need to be walked through your own orgasm? Perhaps I am not understanding the question.
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If he rolled off of me, stood up and turned away to finish? Yah. No. That right there is messed up six ways to Sunday.
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You and your stupid overpaid team had ONE JOB. Now I'm supposed to be clocking nigh on 20 hours of OT per week for the next month to be cleaning up your messes? The fuck? Last week damn near killed me and my team and yet when this goes live your team will bask in the accolades, I'm sure. Fuck. You.
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It isn't often that I go without a bra while out (definitely never ever at work and rarely if ever at home), so if I go out without one, yah, there's a good reason. Maybe I'm feeling particularly randy, or maybe I just need the thrill of rendering men speechless. Either way, it feels good. Very good.
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Quote by LYFBUZ
Can I exchange my sister for Sprite?
I've always wanted a sister. To where am I sending my case of Sprite?
Tonya, count me in.
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Quote by PunkyCalam
If I ever get my hands on the arse-fuck cunt-fuck wank-fuck piece of shit that baited my dog, there will be nothing left of them. Why the fuck do these cunts do this when they don't see the fallout of what they do. Angry is an understatement for what I feel at the moment.
RIP Nellie Girl .. will love you forever .. ?
Hugs from me, and cold nose rubs from Lily, Punky. Some motherfuckers really just need to fuck off and die.
