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Congratulations, John!! Watch that you don't spill the Champagne on your keyboard, now.
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HeraTeleia
Over 90 days ago
Straight Cis Female
Canada
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Ermm, marking for "lush-death" isn't a thing here. One, make sure that you've followed, to the best of your ability, the story mod/verifier's suggestions prior to resubmitting. Two, give it a couple of days before resubmitting. Look at the story again before submitting. Look for simple errors--punctuation, spelling--and again, check that you've incorporated the story mod/verifier's suggestions to the best of your ability.
A suggestion--purchase a Gold or Platinum membership. Gold and Platinum members receive priority in the queue--the stories waiting to be verified, which right now is pretty long, due to the competition.
A suggestion--purchase a Gold or Platinum membership. Gold and Platinum members receive priority in the queue--the stories waiting to be verified, which right now is pretty long, due to the competition.
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I described a kitchen countertop as tiled in sea green, somewhere, in one of my stories. "Neighbours", I believe.
As for the advice with regards to measurements, just follow it, already. Nothing will bring my reading to a screeching halt quite as fast as the "laundry list". And sure, scour my stories--you won't find a single "laundry list" amongst them. I do have a terrible habit of describing the female protagonist as I appear in real life, so yes, that's a thing.
As for the advice with regards to measurements, just follow it, already. Nothing will bring my reading to a screeching halt quite as fast as the "laundry list". And sure, scour my stories--you won't find a single "laundry list" amongst them. I do have a terrible habit of describing the female protagonist as I appear in real life, so yes, that's a thing.
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Quote by jhwhite33
6 years! Must have been nasty divorce??? I been divorced 9 months but together before divorce for 30 years!!! Can't imagine dating again. My heart is still broke and I physically hurt from the pain. My ex started before the divorce!!! Chose the absolute most disgusting nasty trashiest whore in town!! Before that had many more with secretaries, online, years of inappropriate chat with more whores. He loves white trash - chatted with a white trash whore who helped coach softball!! His new whore and the coach in a tight race for the BIGGEST WHITE TRASH WHORE/PROSTITUTE IN THE STATE!!! Hope it goes well!!! I love my children and they are also broken hearted so trying to focus on them because ex is focused on whores and several dicks!!! He likes to suck dicks!! Actually probably his favorite but keeps the whores because he has a phobia about being gay???? Loves him some dick and has met up with complete strangers for dick but would never admit it!!! I have the evidence! Hired a PI several years ago!!
And this would have what to do with OP's question, exactly?
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Fantastic Beasts: Crimes of Grindelwald. Only a month and a half or so away.
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I cannot even remember...perhaps sometime in late Spring/early Summer? June-ish? Yah. Sometime in early June.
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Why wouldn't you swallow, would be my question. Quick, tidy, and it has the side bonus of pleasing your partner. I seriously cannot recall a time when I did not swallow.
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No. I do not read these stories at work...no matter how long my shift. Work is work. I should think that reading (or doing anything else other than work) at work would be grounds for termination. G-d but I hope you are not in a public safety position.
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This may not be the advice you seek, but perhaps use interjections in a more sparing fashion in your stories? Problem solved.
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Quote by CockyPete
I was a bit disappointed by the lack of response/interest into this topic of illustrated erotic stories. Liz hinted earlier - back in June - that the "powers that be" in Lush were considering a development to allow illustrated stories to be submitted.
I realise that not everyone can produce good quality art - in fact very few people can - but I feel sure quite a few writers also possess appropriate photos - I certainly do. As a photographer I like to think that the old adage "a picture is worth a thousand words" can be true.
Patience, young grasshopper, patience.
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It should be pointed out that even one "session" of this sort of activity can result in acute kidney injury (AKI), necessitating immediate medical intervention, which may or may not be able to avert complete renal failure.
AKI can also precipitate a host of other issues, including intra-abdominal ascites, cardiomyopathy, liver failure, and brain damage. No, not even kidding on that last one. Please keep this activity in the realm of fantasy.
AKI can also precipitate a host of other issues, including intra-abdominal ascites, cardiomyopathy, liver failure, and brain damage. No, not even kidding on that last one. Please keep this activity in the realm of fantasy.
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Congratulations again, Tonya.
Drinks should really be on me, given that I actually managed to spit out a story today, my first (and probably last) submission of 2018. It's at https://www.lushstories.com/stories/office-sex/lift.aspx if you're looking for a lightning-fast read; it's less than 900 words.
Drambuie double neat, please, bartender.
Drinks should really be on me, given that I actually managed to spit out a story today, my first (and probably last) submission of 2018. It's at https://www.lushstories.com/stories/office-sex/lift.aspx if you're looking for a lightning-fast read; it's less than 900 words.
Drambuie double neat, please, bartender.
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The fuck? You're describing the woman who bore your children as "fat" and "scarred"? And you're enough of a control freak to not only freak out over each and every calorie she ingests, but to specify and analyse the type of calories? I may not agree with your wife's taste in cookies--sweets aren't my thing--but IMHO, she would do well to toss you out in the rubbish bin with the empty cookie bag.
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I was home, still on maternity leave after the birth of my oldest son. My son was still asleep and I was trying to get things done before he woke up to nurse. My husband was at work. I didn't have the radio or television playing.
The phone rang, and since I didn't recognise the number, I didn't answer. Checked the voicemail--it was a prerecorded message from the Canadian Consulate advising me that "conditions have become unsafe" and giving a number to call should I require assistance with evacuation. Something to that effect.
I immediately put the cat in his crate, started packing up clothes for my son and myself, packed up the pet (cat and dog) supplies, made everything so that I could grab it and go. At that point the Columbia Tower in Seattle was being evacuated (I had the television on now) and there was distinct concern that the second shoe would drop in the form of a West Coast attack. It sounds callous now, but my husband was an American, and I was fully prepared to leave him behind to get my son to safety. Fortunately that second shoe never dropped.
Also, my mother called me--her first words were "Happy Fucking Birthday". No joke.
The phone rang, and since I didn't recognise the number, I didn't answer. Checked the voicemail--it was a prerecorded message from the Canadian Consulate advising me that "conditions have become unsafe" and giving a number to call should I require assistance with evacuation. Something to that effect.
I immediately put the cat in his crate, started packing up clothes for my son and myself, packed up the pet (cat and dog) supplies, made everything so that I could grab it and go. At that point the Columbia Tower in Seattle was being evacuated (I had the television on now) and there was distinct concern that the second shoe would drop in the form of a West Coast attack. It sounds callous now, but my husband was an American, and I was fully prepared to leave him behind to get my son to safety. Fortunately that second shoe never dropped.
Also, my mother called me--her first words were "Happy Fucking Birthday". No joke.
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Quote by NOLAHotGal
The Dr was the commander of the hospital, a Bird Colonal, and the Air Force found him competent.
Odd, isn't it, that your "Hubby" would be in the Air Force for decades and yet you still would not be able to spell "colonel" correctly? Perhaps this is the correct thread for you, "Brandie", as both pathological lying and narcissistic disorder are listed in the DSM-V.
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I like Nicola's suggestion. Takes a bit of dedication to reach 10,000 posts.
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Gav, because our hot code monkey is...hot. Smart. Funny. Giving. Awesome. https://www.lushstories.com/gav
Baldr, because of course Baldr. https://www.lushstories.com/baldr
Baldr, because of course Baldr. https://www.lushstories.com/baldr