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HeraTeleia
1 month ago
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So pleased! Not to break my arm patting myself on the back, but "Beribboned And Bowed" was awarded an RR today by Nicola. It's now in my sig line, if you wish to read it.
Anyway! Could I have a "Hannah" but with the lager? Or vodka, that works as well. Thank you!
Anyway! Could I have a "Hannah" but with the lager? Or vodka, that works as well. Thank you!
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Quote by browncoffee
Ffs.
I second that opinion. FFS, guy, it's immediately obvious that this isn't a real life situation about which you have an honest question, this is some kind of horrid wall of text story you've posted in entirely the wrong place. There's a difference between 'fantasizing' and 'fantasy', and this is the latter.
As WellMadeMale also said, if you want to share a fantasy, turn it into a story. Clean this wall of text up and submit it through the required channels. Not a single person who reads the OP is going to believe that this is an honest question; it's quite obvious from the first few sentences that it is a story fabricated from whole cloth, and as it is, rather poorly fabricated.
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Hi when did you have to be a premium member to do anything. I can't send messages or open chat Windows now without being a premium member.
Doesn't matter, you've exceeded whatever your free ride time happened to be. It only costs something like $10/year to become a bronze member, and only $50/year to be a a gold member, which gives you all kinds of access and the ability to do things with your profile page you can't do now.
You clearly like Lush, why not support it? Servers and the electricity that powers them and the actual man hours it takes to maintain them don't come for free.
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So...your wife wants to fuck up two marriages, yours (you definitely are on the fence, or you wouldn't be asking the question) and the marriage of the guy she wants to have an affair with? Nice.
One, it's not discreet if the guy "came on to her" and your wife described the flirting as "obvious". So that's out the door. Two, his wife, if she doesn't know already, will find out; it's not an "if", it's a "when", and given that this other guy engages in open, flagrant flirting with women, he's probably done this to his wife before. Which brings us to three, which is, how does she (your wife) plan on protecting herself and you from diseases? Guys can carry a host of seriously unpleasant STD's without displaying symptoms.
My suggestion is marriage counselling. Women don't generally go out looking for a piece on the side, for one, and for two, we definitely don't cheerily tell our husbands/boyfriends/significant others about the potential piece on the side unless we're trying to send a message. Find out what the message is, and let the marriage counsellor help you find a solution that doesn't involve fucking up two marriages.
One, it's not discreet if the guy "came on to her" and your wife described the flirting as "obvious". So that's out the door. Two, his wife, if she doesn't know already, will find out; it's not an "if", it's a "when", and given that this other guy engages in open, flagrant flirting with women, he's probably done this to his wife before. Which brings us to three, which is, how does she (your wife) plan on protecting herself and you from diseases? Guys can carry a host of seriously unpleasant STD's without displaying symptoms.
My suggestion is marriage counselling. Women don't generally go out looking for a piece on the side, for one, and for two, we definitely don't cheerily tell our husbands/boyfriends/significant others about the potential piece on the side unless we're trying to send a message. Find out what the message is, and let the marriage counsellor help you find a solution that doesn't involve fucking up two marriages.
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Quote by traddis
iq of 145 5ft 10ins fair hair 11stone fit. I like to think I,m a stoic.
That's from your profile page. IQ of 145 and yet you don't seem to be familiar with the difference between an apostrophe and a comma? Again, please, I invite you to take your now obviously ignorant Pom arse back to the pub in which you must live.
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Quote by NymphWriter
It's so nice to see Sprite back and writing again. And WTG naughtyannie and Burquette! You really set the bar high!
OMG! I made the top 12!!! Now I feel like like my mojo is back and stronger than ever. I'm so honored to be in this list with these amazing authors... and thank you for my RR!
I made the Top 12!!!
See? I didn't hand you your arse, as you said in your comment on Beribboned And Bowed. Apparently the word "hijinks" only applies to happy, silly things and not darker twist endings, which are still a sort of hijinks,on the subject (or victim) of the twist.
Anyway, very happy for you, as I am for all the winners and honourable mentions.
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Quote by traddis
Donald Trump for president ? Don,t you wish you were still an English colony.?
Well...hmm. I have dual U.S./Canadian citizenship. As a U.S. citizen, no...I don't want the U.S. to be a colony of the British Empire, tyvm. And as a Canadian citizen, I don't want Canada to be anything but what she is--a member of the Commonwealth.
Now, be a dear and take your arrogant Pom arse back to whatever pub it is unfortunate enough to be your host tonight.
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Congratulations to Hannah and the fabulous Ms. B on their placing in the competition! Had you both on my "winners/honourable mentions" list.
I was of course hoping that my own Beribboned And Bowed would make the honourable mentions list and earn a RR, but it is what it is. Not sure that it can even be awarded an RR now, but I'm pretty pleased with it running straight 5's and being on the Story Picks list. If you've not read it, here's the link: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/beribboned-and-bowed.aspx (yes, more shameless whoring...but I do write porn, yes?).
On a more somber note, the memorial service of an acquaintance of mine and very dear friend to my friend Sonja will be held this afternoon. Cat was only 34 and died quite unexpectedly last Friday. She was a huge Seattle Sounders fan and all-around wonderful person.
Given all this, Bill, could you hit me up with a double Bloody Mary with extra pickled green beans and maybe a couple of jalapeno stuffed olives? Thanks, love.
I was of course hoping that my own Beribboned And Bowed would make the honourable mentions list and earn a RR, but it is what it is. Not sure that it can even be awarded an RR now, but I'm pretty pleased with it running straight 5's and being on the Story Picks list. If you've not read it, here's the link: https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/beribboned-and-bowed.aspx (yes, more shameless whoring...but I do write porn, yes?).
On a more somber note, the memorial service of an acquaintance of mine and very dear friend to my friend Sonja will be held this afternoon. Cat was only 34 and died quite unexpectedly last Friday. She was a huge Seattle Sounders fan and all-around wonderful person.
Given all this, Bill, could you hit me up with a double Bloody Mary with extra pickled green beans and maybe a couple of jalapeno stuffed olives? Thanks, love.
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Congratulations, Buz! Thank you as always to you and to your fellow mods/story verifiers for all that you do to keep Lush running smoothly.
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A huge congratulations to the top three and to the honourable mention recipients!
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I've friends in real life who have joined Lush specifically at my behest. All are active duty military, U.S. or Canadian, and most (all but one) are currently deployed. Deployments can last up to 18 months, and the break between deployments can be less than four months.
Point being, sometimes there's a valid reason for someone not to be on Lush for 18 months or longer. The Sandbox does not lend itself to Lush.
The flip side, of course, is that servers and electricity and whatever else it takes to keep this side up and running do not come for free. So support Lush on behalf of those who can't, buy a Lush Platinum Membership!
Point being, sometimes there's a valid reason for someone not to be on Lush for 18 months or longer. The Sandbox does not lend itself to Lush.
The flip side, of course, is that servers and electricity and whatever else it takes to keep this side up and running do not come for free. So support Lush on behalf of those who can't, buy a Lush Platinum Membership!
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Okay, I worked a 12 hour shift today...well, yesterday, technically, since it's now ~0900 GMT 13 January 2017. I should be asleep but impatient Jen wants to see the comp results...arrgh. Yes, I think "Hannah" suits the non-alcoholic version of un Monaco just fine.
Bill, with regards to the non-24, there is at least one medication available in the U.S. available to treat the disorder, if timed prescription sleep medication doesn't work. I'm not in opthalmology or neuro so I really don't know much about it.
Bill, with regards to the non-24, there is at least one medication available in the U.S. available to treat the disorder, if timed prescription sleep medication doesn't work. I'm not in opthalmology or neuro so I really don't know much about it.
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Missionary. Love all the other positions, but at the end of the day (or night), being made love to in the missionary position is by far the most delectable, intimate choice.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
....came across a drink made with Grenadine and lemonade. Only problem is it had a French name....
Sounds a lot like a Monaco, a very popular "ordinary" drink in France. Two parts lager, one part lemonade (French sparkling lemonade is preferable), dash of grenadine. One of my favourite indulgences.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Still, does that rate me another kiss?
Of course it does, Bill. That said, if you've read any of my stories...you know that I like to kiss a little lower down on a man's than is usually considered appropriate. Screw it, Tanya still hasn't come back from the Dumpster hot tub... falling on my knees
Quote by browncoffee
Thanks, Jen! I hope the quiz comes out soon.
I hope so, too, and my apologies for addressing you as "Mike"...I don't know what (or of whom) I was thinking.
Hoping those competition results post today sometime...like you, I don't expect to place and in my case, I don't even expect to make the "honourable mention" list, but dammit, I want to know if I am correct in my guesses for the placement of the top three.
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Quote by browncoffee
if anyone can conjure up two lies and a truth (truth's more difficult somehow!) PLEASE message KatieElizabeth. I so want her quiz idea to come to fruition!
https://www.lushstories.com/forum/yaf_postst48650_I-need-your-outrageous-lies-to-run-a-quiz.aspx
Thanks for this, Hannah. I submitted my three "facts". I found the two lies much more difficult to come up with than the actual truth one. The trick being, of course, that the two lies have to be entirely plausible, as or more plausible than the actual truth "fact".
Also, it should be noted that our beloved barkeep is on the Top Authors list on the home page and has been for several days! How he manages to keep all of us Rump Regulars satisfied and keep the general reading audience, ermmm....satisfied? I do not know.
Very impressive, Bill. kissing you on either cheek
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For me, it hurt ridiculously...but that was probably because even though I'd lubed myself up thoroughly, he was asleep (well, mostly) and I pretty much took my own virginity by impaling myself on his cock.
So, lots of very sudden, very sharp pain that dissipated quickly (I have a stupidly high tolerance for pain, your results may vary) and lots of very obvious blood (due mostly to a lack of prep and a microperforate hymen). My experience is highly unusual, though, and I believe there are actual case studies out there showing that the majority of women either experience very little pain and bleeding or none at all during their first bout with sexual intercourse.
So, lots of very sudden, very sharp pain that dissipated quickly (I have a stupidly high tolerance for pain, your results may vary) and lots of very obvious blood (due mostly to a lack of prep and a microperforate hymen). My experience is highly unusual, though, and I believe there are actual case studies out there showing that the majority of women either experience very little pain and bleeding or none at all during their first bout with sexual intercourse.
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No, quite honestly, I don't think so. At least not for me--if real life interferes, I can go missing from Lush for weeks at a go.
I do like writing, and I love reader's responses, but I've yet to read a story that made me need to go "take care" of myself posthaste. Reading this thread, I'm feeling like quite the odd duck on that mark.
I do like writing, and I love reader's responses, but I've yet to read a story that made me need to go "take care" of myself posthaste. Reading this thread, I'm feeling like quite the odd duck on that mark.
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Hmm. I often avoid this problem entirely by never giving my characters actual names...but female names that I like:
Charlotte
Madeleine (could be a type of French biscuit, could be a woman waiting to be eaten out)
Jennifer (no bias there!)
Priya (an Indian name and the name of several female friends, have always thought it quite beautiful)
Good luck.
Charlotte
Madeleine (could be a type of French biscuit, could be a woman waiting to be eaten out)
Jennifer (no bias there!)
Priya (an Indian name and the name of several female friends, have always thought it quite beautiful)
Good luck.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Simmer, don't let Jen lead you astray...that is unless you really want to be lead astray. (shakes head)
Hey! I'm a good churchgoing mother and nurse....I wouldn't lead anyone astray. Now my stories...hmm. *batting eyes innocently*
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Quote by Simmerdownchick
I love a good Bloody Mary. It's gotta have tabasco (or spicy Bloody Mary mix) and lots of Worcestershire sauce. Green olives with pimento are my favorite garnish. Yummy!
*patting barstool next to me* Come and have a seat, Simmer. Love Tabasco in a Bloody Mary, never have tried adding Worcestershire. I garnish mine with pickled green beans, but yum, olives--maybe a jalapeno stuffed olive or three as a secondary garnish? Yum!
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Love my two Dorcel Geisha butt plugs--silicone, with weighted ben-wa balls inside, and a beautiful pink Swarovski crystal on the end of the stem.
I've not used the larger one yet, but the smaller one...oh my goodness...I've gone to dinner and out with it in, and it's an amazing feeling, the weights moving around inside. Both are sold in the Lush store.
I've not used the larger one yet, but the smaller one...oh my goodness...I've gone to dinner and out with it in, and it's an amazing feeling, the weights moving around inside. Both are sold in the Lush store.