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Of course you're allowed an opinion, Mysteria. My response was simply that--a response. A suggestion that perhaps it would be easiest to just change your landing page.

Not meant to deny or dismiss your opinion or suggestion (this is the Improvements thread, yes?), just meant to help solve your problem in the interim between something being done or not being done based on your opinion/suggestion.

Oh, and I was trying to help you, so sending me a rather imperious PM demanding a public apology for my suggested solution to your issue with your timeline was both confusing and inappropriate, in my view. I am not going to apologise for some imagined sin.
No...especially since I'm still technically recovering from shattering my left humerus and trashing my left shoulder in late 2015, I'm mostly thinking about getting him finished off as quickly as possible so I can get my weight the fuck off my shoulder.
Probably my home range, with just me and my sights and the target. I can spend hours shooting, and because it requires Zen-like focus, all of my worries just fall away whilst I'm working on improving my skills.

My water garden in my front yard would be my second happy place, love messing about with the plantings and the waterfall.
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I suppose if it's just one or two. But everyday my timeline is filled with pages and pages of them.

Maybe a simple option of turning off if some don't like it.

Hugs,
Mysteria
xo


Maybe since most of us don't have this problem--a timeline filled anew every day with "pages and pages" of so-and-so has added Story X to their reading queue--maybe just change your landing page settings? You can make your profile page your default landing page, I believe, and then you wouldn't ever even have to look at your timeline.

Jennifer
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May I have a bloody Mary with the half-eaten carrot? I intend to call it a Bloody Bugs.

I have a new friend (Hi Jen!)! I'm so glad that Passion pleased. I kept thinking, "Mermaids and sex? Nobody's going to read this."



Ms. B, you could write out the alphabet and I'd read it and score it a 5. You're just that good. Thank you for the add.

Now that the boys are out of the house and safely at school, I have a day packed full of...nothing. Nothing but wondering when the bloody competition results will be posted--not because I think I'll place or even make the "honourable mention" list, but because I make my own list of how I think it's going to turn out and...well, I like to be proven right.

Another Bloody Mary, please, Bill, and although a "Bloody Bugs" sounds delicious, you're going to have to send Tanya (did she ever get back from that Starbucks run?) out for more pickled green beans soon, or shall I bring some in?
Two hour late start to schools on my day off...two hours of boys literally and figuratively bouncing off of the walls.

The last one is about to leave for his bus. I think I'll break my "no drinking except on special occasions" rule and have what Buz is having, a Bloody Mary with (of course) a pickled green bean garnish, if there are any left. Thank you, Bill.
Not the accent itself...the man attached to the accent. The accent serves to enhance the attraction.

That said, it's odd, being multilingual--I hear an accent and switch to the speaker's language, if I'm able to do so. Just as with anywhere else, French has numerous regional accents, and an otherwise charming man from Bretagne (Brittany)...whew.
Usually a day off...not always, but generally that's how my work schedule falls.
I posted earlier--about two and a half years ago--in this thread. Nothing much has changed.

Still love flying, even those 14 hour flights (or whatever it is...as mentioned before, I tend to fall asleep immediately after pushback from the gate) to NZ, but I swear the TSA staffers become denser with each pass through. Same for U.S. Customs.

SecretSpice, if you truly need something to help you sleep on a flight (as opposed to a sedative, something like a benzodiazapine like Xanax or Valium, to help calm you down), ask your doctor for a hyper-short acting sedative/hypnotic sleep aid like Sonata (zaleplon), which you would take just before take off (well, depending on the length of your flight--your doctor could look at your itinerary and figure out when your should take the dose).
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As a transsexual girl the first question I always get asked if I have a penis. I always tell them truthfully that I still do have my penis, which gets them all excited.

Frankly, I'm a woman, and don't really like talking about my penis. That is why I tuck it away when I get dressed.

I'm wondering what will happen after I get surgery. Is the only thing others like about girls like me is what I have down there?


You're a woman. Same as me, minus an X chromosome.

I presume that you're still going through the hormone transition if random people are asking you this very personal question? I can't think of any other way that random people would be able to tell, just by looking at you, that you were ever identified by society at large as a man.

Otherwise, is the question coming up when you're dating someone or otherwise close with someone? Because seriously? Tell them to fuck off.

There are no "girls like you"; there are "girls" (or "women", or whatever), and last I checked, a transgender individual was defined as a person who felt "trapped" in the body of the wrong sex. You were trapped. Now you're free. So tell the idiots who ask about your freaking genitals to fuck right the fuck off.
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YES!

...any ideas?!


I have like six stories knocking around in my Google Drive. I'll PM you, H.

Jennifer
As proof positive the age of miracles has not passed, I actually got a couple 'friend requests'. I accepted, of course, but if that isn't what the 'puter tells you, please let me know. Between my computer illiteracy and my 'reader' not always getting along with the Lush software, strange things can, and do, happen.


Hmm. You're brilliant, funny, you write well, and you can keep a single thread going for nearly 700 pages....how are friend requests not a thing in your life, Bill? Thank you for accepting mine.

It's cold and rainy here (like that's any kind of surprise), I was called into work on my day off...a hot toddy, please, made with the Murchie's, please. I don't think Mike's around so a plain cinnamon stick garnish will do nicely. Thank you, love.
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Who enjoys pleasuring their man by hand? Does it turn you on?


I most certainly enjoy doing it as part of foreplay, and yes, it very much turns me on.
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Had to go out for the teabags but these are definitely worth it. Best teabags in t'world!



I'm off to check out Burquette's newest piece and then will have a read of Mike's stories. Splash of milk in my tea, please.


Mmm. I like P&G Tips for "ordinary" tea, and then Murchie's No. 10 blend, and Murchie's Wedding Blend (produced and served for/at the wedding reception held for the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge), which is absolutely divine, for "special occasion" tea. Murchie's is a Canadian proprietor of primarily tea, loose and bagged, and now also coffee, and has been around for some 100-odd years.

Just read, scored and commented on Burquette's piece...crimey, that girl can write. Go read, vote and comment on her Passion if you haven't already done so.
I know that I've made this suggestion before, not sure if it has been implemented. It would be lovely if we could receive some kind of notification via Lush PM's when a friend's account is deactivated or deleted. Sorting through my friends list right now and am covered in cobwebs. Not quite as covered as last time, but still--it's a bit of a pain to have to go to each profile to verify that a friend one hasn't seen or talked with in a while is still a valid account holder.

Thank you in advance for your time and consideration, Gav.
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Three?!

Anyone want to collaborate?

Anyone?



I want that damn badge. Come sit next to me, H., and let's knock out whatever it is...three? Three stories? Okay. Three stories. I'm still in.
I don't drink much, but I do like Drambuie, neat. A double single-malt Islay on the rocks will tempt me as well.

As for beer, again, not much of a drinker...I'll take a good, Northwest pear or blackberry cider over any kind of beer any day, although Pyramid Brewery's Apricot Ale as well as their Hefeweizen will also tempt me something terrible.
WTF? I've never known a woman to go actively looking for sex (or anything else) with a married man. Now, men, married or otherwise, pursuing married women....that's a thing.

So my answer is a definite "no" on the "sex with a married man" front, and a "fuck if I know" on the where to find them (to paraphrase your question) front.
Mmm...my toddy was perfect, barkeep. I know that most toddy recipes call for just boiling water, lemon, and liquor, but mine (sans Mike's special garnish) is made exactly the way my nanny used to make it for me, when I was little.

Don't know why you poured all that boiling water on the stockroom door. You know that Mike is married and I have a dearly beloved s/o...those moans of pleasure you heard emanating from the stockroom itself were surely just imagined... *batting eyes innocently*
*setting the tin of Murchie's tea/toddy mix and a bottle of Maker's Mark on the bar* Okay, Bill. Super simple. Boil water. Add one scoop of the mix from the tin to each mug. Add a healthy shot of Maker's Mark to each mug, on top of the mix. Add boiling water, stir, garnish with a cinnamon stick.

Leave a little room in mine, now, for my special garnish courtesy of Mike...and since Tanya's gone missing with a Starbucks barista, and I'm feeling charitable, I'll go ahead and help Mike out with his arduous task.
Mmm. Now I want a hot toddy, with Maker's Mark and Murchie's tea/toddy mix...dammit. Ooohh, maybe Mike could make me a Hot 'N Dirty Toddy?
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I proposed the "collaborative slut" badge months ago, for those who collaborate on Lush.


I second this vote. Maybe for those who do three or more collaborations? It's not one I'd ever earn--I'm entirely too impatient and too particular to collaborate--so I have no personal interest, here.
Things I can't take credit for: my complexion, my "startling" hazelish-green eyes and my height.

Things I can take credit for: the ability to remain relentlessly polite and relentlessly cheerful in the face of verbal abuse from the most unpleasant, upset, angry people; being multilingual (French/English/Spanish, plus passable Portuguese and a smattering of other languages). Being well-read, I suppose.