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HeraTeleia
1 month ago
Straight Cis Female
Canada
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Mmm, as many pickled green beans as the house has (I'm guessing <5 here, no offence, Gil) in a heavy on the vodka Bloody Mary, please. A bit of Mike's special ingredient wouldn't be objected to, either.
On a serious note, how's your boy doing, Gil?
On a serious note, how's your boy doing, Gil?
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Every time? I doubt that, but whatever. Could be that your workplace allows concealed carry and your colleagues are checking their carry through their pockets?
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I get requests for sequels or stories about specific fetishes, but I've only once obliged.
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Quote by Buz
Good Morning, Rumpy and Lushies. It's time for Bloody Marys and get the day started, And a good day to all...
Buz, seriously, you need pickled green beans in those Bloody Mary drinks to even interest me. Now I'll have to pick out the celery and down them all vegetable-less.
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You do realise that Lush has a bit more than a few dozen members, right? And that women--real women--don't generally ask for or want random dick pics? Just saying.
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Quote by oceanrunner
Special ingredient and everything? he asked eagerly...
(Make sure to read the story before you ask for one of those...)
Mmm-hmm. I read the story.
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Gil, nothing for me...I have eggnog and rum and nutmeg, meaning I'm a happy girl. Craving one of Mike's dirty martinis for some reason, though....
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Quote by Poppet
I don't think a lot of men actually like it. I think they claim to like it, but most are just saying it to sound manly. Then you've got the ones who do like it and suck at doing it. lol
Don't know. My darling s/o certainly seems to truly enjoy doing it, and he's certainly very good. Very, very good. So maybe good at acting and at performance?
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Thank you, Callisto, best wishes in all of your future endeavours and congratulations.
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Quote by RumpleForeskin
Greetings, night owls. Seeker, you want that whiskey in a glass or should I just run a siphon hose from the bottle to you?
Jen, you want...what...a pickled string beans? Does this joint look like some fancy kosher deli on the upper East Side of NYC? I mean to say... . 'Scuse me, Tanya wants to whisper something in my ear, the little mink. Say What? You're telling me we do have half a jar of the things on account as how you like 'em? Sweet mother-of-pearl.
Okay, Jen, you'll get that extra strength bloody mary complete with a dang pickled gre...make that 'string' bean in a second. (sigh)
Mmm. I knew there was a reason I liked you, Gil. Give Tanya a hug for me.
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Mmm. Bloody Mary drinks with Tabasco? Yes, please. Twice over. May I have a pickled string bean instead of whatever it was you were going to stick in there instead? Thanks, Gil. 
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Okay, OP, ignoring the many, many laughs that can be had at expense of your spelling error in your title, I think that Liz's suggestion is a very good one.
If a male friend (when I was available) had suggested a solo weekend away with me, I certainly would've been both flattered and quite sure of where he was going with his invitation. So will your friend.
You may not like the answer, but as Meggsy pointed out, sometimes our pants (or panties) can literally be charmed off of us, and perhaps you have been doing that all this time with your friend. She may just be in the same place as you currently are--unsure how to proceed or act on her wants for fear of wreaking havoc on the relationship. Book a hotel room (you can cancel it), make restaurant reservations, and a few weeks ahead of time, invite her away for a weekend (or any two or three day period that works for her). Her response to your invitation will tell you exactly where you stand.
Best of luck.
~Jennifer, aka Agony Aunt Olivia's piss-poor stand-in
If a male friend (when I was available) had suggested a solo weekend away with me, I certainly would've been both flattered and quite sure of where he was going with his invitation. So will your friend.
You may not like the answer, but as Meggsy pointed out, sometimes our pants (or panties) can literally be charmed off of us, and perhaps you have been doing that all this time with your friend. She may just be in the same place as you currently are--unsure how to proceed or act on her wants for fear of wreaking havoc on the relationship. Book a hotel room (you can cancel it), make restaurant reservations, and a few weeks ahead of time, invite her away for a weekend (or any two or three day period that works for her). Her response to your invitation will tell you exactly where you stand.
Best of luck.
~Jennifer, aka Agony Aunt Olivia's piss-poor stand-in
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Jeff bought drinks and I missed it? Fuckendammit. Two pear ciders for me, please, or two of whatever passes for pear ciders here, thank you.
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My reputation?
Sure I worry about my reputation vis a vis sex. I worry about being the best he's ever had or ever will have; wouldn't want to damage my reputation as a fair to excellent lover.
Sure I worry about my reputation vis a vis sex. I worry about being the best he's ever had or ever will have; wouldn't want to damage my reputation as a fair to excellent lover.
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Quote by oceanrunner
He had a status post shortly after the results of the last comp to the effect of being disappointed about the comp, had hoped to go out on a high note, but it was time to go back to the real world and make some money.
Errmm...he'll be missed, but "time to go back out to the real world and make some money"? Who makes money publishing stories here? Show of hands? Anyone? No?
He's brilliant and I hope that he comes back but really, we all have a non-Lush life that generally includes a career.
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Quote by simplyjohn
Full PPE. Its a hazardous activity.
Really? You too?
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To paraphrase Bethany....the number of guys lucky enough to have been fellated by me is roughly equal to the number of guys lucky enough to have bedded me.
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Quote by 69Kisses96
As much as I love reading about the Black Death, I might opt for something a bit more current, such as The Tropic of Cancer by Henry Miller, or The Stranger by Albert Camus.
L'Etranger, s'il te plait.
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Mmm. Yes, please. Preferably whilst naked in bed and preferably while the topic of conversation is Boccaccio's The Decameron.
