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HeraTeleia
1 month ago
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Quote by Verbal


Who do you have?

I have one signed first edition: What We Talk About When We Talk About Love, Raymond Carver (given to me as a gift).


Dorris, Alexie, Raban, Larson, Krakauer...
First printing first edition signed books dating from ca. 1800 to ca. 1920, and first printing first edition signed books by modern Northwest authors.

Also, snowglobes--those little touristy things filled with water. I have something like 500 now, from all over the world. It's more than a little ridiculous.
I wonder...like Sprite said, sometimes it's a choice of being your version of "normal" or coming off rude. I'd rather err on the side of not being rude.

The flip side is, I've had lots of guys misinterpret my friendly touch on the elbow and/or greeting kiss on each cheek as something wayyy more than what it is, which is an expression of caring and implicit trust. This misinterpretation seems to happen regardless of whether or not I am accompanied by my s/o. Maybe it's a cultural thing?
I am 6' in my stocking feet. Given that I am usually wearing something like a 2-3" heel (clogs or low heels), I am not exactly petite.

The range of men attracted to me seems to run the gamut, and I'm not sure why. Certainly it took me a while to accept my height, but now I am quite comfortable with it, and my own confidence probably contributes to the overall attractiveness scale.
Quote by Verbal
Incredible baseball riches pouring forth last night: game 7 of the World Series, tied and going into extra innings, the rain delay thrown in at the bottom of the 9th just to crank up the suspense, and the Cubbies finally breaking the 108 year old curse. I can live on that for the next 5 months before baseball starts back up.


Seattle Mariners fans have been living for 21 years on the memories of 1995, when we almost but didn't quite make the World Series. I can't imagine what actually having the Mariners in the World Series would do to the entire Pacific Northwest and Lower Mainland, but you can bet there'd be a lot of alcohol involved.

Bartender, a pitcher or six of Molson, please.
Nope.

I love exquisite lingerie, and I love him knowing that his "gift" is wrapped in something spectacularly beautiful. I do occasionally wear split or crotchless panties, but commando? Exactly twice in my life, and in both cases my panties were safely ensconced in the pocket of his dress shirt.
Quote by MostPreciousLittle
Mile high club? Ew, no.


Might as well ask, Would you like to have sexual relations in a relatively clean portable toilet? A portable toilet is a portable toilet, and putting it six miles up in the air isn't going to change that portable toilet sanitizer stink. So, no thank you.
Quote by Guest


This account, you silly billy.

I have 47 active accounts, all with their own unique IP address, so we can play this game all day long, if you like. Some of them have been opened for several years, one of which is even on your friend list. See, I knew you loved me. Which is good because I love you. I love you so much I can't live without you. So we can now commence with our next round of fun and games.

Just remember, Sprite: I'm always here, right by your side, with you all the way. After all, what are friends for.


Aaaand you, good sir, just jumped straight from "amusing if mildly disturbed nuisance" to "menacing would-be stalker" territory. Bravo.
Quote by patokl

I believe that a valid medical reason should be needed in any case, regardless of age. Hygiene is not valid reason. In stead of being circumcised, children should be taught how to properly keep themselves clean. Without that, a cock will be a filthy thing, with or without a foreskin. Mutilation of children for any other than medical reasons should be prohibited.


I'm sure that the OP appreciates your input; however, this thread was not started to debate the merits or lack thereof inherent in the practice of circumcision. Thank you and have a good day.
Boyfriend/husband: Yes.

Stranger: Highly unlikely.

Girlfriend: Qualified yes. The qualification being, since I'm rather disturbingly hetero, I can't think of a situation in which I could be placed where masturbation in front of a girlfriend would come into play.
I really am not keen on shopping. I like to go to a store, knowing what I'm buying. Browsing is not my thing.

Having said that, if a friend (of whatever sexual orientation) really needed to go "shopping" shopping, I'd go, albeit grumbling. Finally, it should be noted that being a bisexual male doesn't mean that you're also into crossdressing, anymore than being into knitting means that you're also into quilting.
Speaking as a woman, is it possible that she's turned off by something? Smegma can accumulate under the foreskin and be a terrible turnoff. I just can't wrap my head around any other reason for an adult woman to ask an uncircumcised adult male to go in for a circumcision surgery.

Side note: Even if you decide that hey, I'll go for the circumcision, good luck finding a surgeon willing to do it or an insurance plan willing to pay for it to be done. I have no issues with circumcision of infants--all three of my sons were circumcised shortly after birth, with me present in the room--but I believe that past the age of one year, you need a valid medical reason for it to be done.
Quote by MadMartigan


Are you saying you don't keep a set already sharpened? I find it's quite useful.



I even have people to do my pitchforking. It's great.


No, sadly, I don't keep a set of pitchforks. I really should, for occasions such as these.
Quote by CuriousMonkey80
If you still don't want to talk about it here but are willing to to confess I would love you to send me a private message.


Someone has a fantasy about his stepdaughter. Excuse me while I step away to sharpen my pitchfork.
Quote by sprite


yes, someone should. You start yet? smile


You know by her silence that she already has...she's going to kick my arse again in this comp.
I was a Virgo but with NASA's recalculations of the position of the Earth vis a vis the planets and the astrological panic that ensued, I'm apparently now a Leo or a Leo/Virgo, or something.

If I believed a whit in astrology this would make sense, as I've always had all the perfectionist tendencies associated with the Virgo sign and all the gregariousness and fearlessness of the Leo sign, but I don't, so...it is what it is.