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HeraTeleia
Over 90 days ago
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Couple of things. One, the red "petals" are actually leaves--it's the tiny yellow things that are the flowers. Two, you don't really keep poinsettias "going" as keep them alive. Which is different.

You need to force it into dormancy--convince it that it's winter--in order for it to "bloom" again next Christmas holidays. There are zillions of ways to do this (Google is your friend here); I do it by sticking my poinsettias out in the garage, inside of a cardboard box, sometime around now. The leaves all wither and fall off. This is fine. I water the plants minimally--think once a week at most--through to about late October. End of October, I bring them, quite dead looking, back into the house (and heat, light, etc.). The plants, thinking that it's Spring, then leaf out and by Christmas I have piles upon piles of poinsettia in full "bloom".

Should add, when I bring them back in, I give them a good watering and then keep the soil semi-moist to moist through the season.

xxJennifer (aka yr helpful florist)
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I love Vox. I've stolen from Vox, to be absolutely honest. You ever read his The Way the World Works? Non-fiction, but as excellent as his fiction.

I have a children's book by him - The Everlasting Story of Nory - but I haven't read it. Yet.

My own biggest influences is Elmore Leonard. Fast and funny, pitch perfect tone, and the best writer of dialogue in modern American Lit.



There's a line in "Losing It" that pays homage to Fermata. Fucking love Nicholson Baker.

I have everything he has published, all first edition first printing, all signed. He's the one aberrance from my collection of signed books--I mostly collect Northwest/Lower Mainland/First Nation authors, and then certain other 19th and 18th century authors. Okay, Salman Rushdie would be the other aberrance. And maybe a couple of others. Started when I was ten. It's a long story and a terrible addiction.
Every one of my stories expresses some part of my persona, so...I'm good. Thank you.
So this advice is a bit contrary to what has already been proffered. Write as if what you are writing is not erotica. Proof it for grammar and spelling, weedwhack extra words without mercy, and make the sex incidental, a sort of garnish.

Think about your favourite writers and then think about why they are your favourite writers. In my case, if I am turned on by what I am writing, if I am aroused at all, then I stop and walk away....sometimes to return, sometimes not. My end goal, always, is to capture and envelop and arouse the reader--and what captures and envelops and arouses me may not be the same as my end goal.

Myself, I am deeply influenced by Nicholson Baker--his Vox, U & I, and Fermata are snapshots of existence, with sex. Other influences include Boccaccio and Hemingway, Roosevelt and Krakauer, Alexie and Dorris. These don't have to be yours, any more than they have to be anyone else's influences. It's whatever works.

FWIW, my first story was written for a comp--I had never written erotica, nor read true erotica, prior to writing the story. It was accorded a Recommended Read. It's less than 500 words. Check it out: My Favourite Word
The Seattle Mariners. I cannot remember not being a Mariners fan--even as a child, in Vancouver, B.C., my father and I would listen to Dave Niehaus on the radio, calling games. I will watch or listen to or be at good games, bad games, and trainwreck games, always staying with the team until the last call.

1995 was fucking magical, and I want so much for my sons to know and understand the thrill of that season--and other things, like Ichiro's infamous The Throw. I am lucky enough now to have minority ownership in the team, and so I sometimes have tickets to the owner's box, on top of the visitor's dugout. The first time, I spent the whole game freaking right the fuck out about being able to smell the grass--not even kidding. Other owners go to the skybox or whatever--I've legit never been, because baseball is not a game to be watched through plate glass.


In a public gym? Not at all. In a private facility? I'm fine, I know everyone there, and if I do something stupid, it's just me being me. That said, most of my exercise is done elsewhere--running, swimming, hiking, and other activities.
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For those out there like me, have you ever considered the idea of giving someone consent to expose you or wanted someone to "blackmail" you into doing more and more to push your limits?


Trying to understand the question here...you feel like you need to be threatened in order to "push your limits"? The very definition of blackmail excludes "giving...consent". It sounds like you more need a strong partner who is willing to help you explore your own boundaries without losing respect for said boundaries.

Also unclear on the "expose [me]" bit. Expose what, and to whom? I suppose I have no issue with people knowing I'm on Lush, but I also know that most are not as open as myself. I still don't quite understand the question.
Oh goodness no. All of mine are definitely probably possibly entirely works of fiction.
So, as to the title question, if a man is bisexual or heteroflexible, that's fine--monogamy is monogamy, and if he's with me, he's with me, not with anyone else. As to the other questions, a MMF is on my bucket list, but if it doesn't happen, so be it.
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No, no, don't leave! Tell us what you think.

But yes, ditto on this too. Higher calibre hahaha...


Let's just go with I'm not even remotely okay with , and have difficulty believing that it is a healthy idea to entertain, even if no action is ever taken. Fantasy or no, it's just not something about which I enjoy thinking or reading. Also, do you know how difficult it is to obtain napalm now? Reading an " fantasy" story tends to make me not want to praise the author but to go....uh, test out my flamethrower (totally legal!). Which never ends well.
Good morning, all. So, I've come to ask--yet again--for a small favour. Okay, a moderate-sized favour. Those of you who remember Mike, aka Oceanrunner, may also remember that the man had the patience to grind (no pun intended) out a collaboration with me, my only collab before or since.

Anyway! Mike is good, talked a bit with him yesterday. He still visits (albeit as a guest) and I noticed this morning that our story, Losing It, is now just shy of one hundred views before it reaches Famous Story status. Which is absolutely amazing. The whole thing is amazing, from our relationship ("stubborn", "complicated", "headstrong"...pick your adjective, it describes me) to his willingness to collaborate with me in the first place.

If you have a minute or ten today, please, go read (and score, if you've not yet done so--and do comment, Mike really likes the comments), or go read it again. Knocking the view count over that 30,000 mark will mean the world to a man about whom I still care more that might be considered appropriate.

Thank you in advance for your time. xxJennifer

Link: Losing It
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You guys really know how to make a girl blush.

I am honored beyond words. Thank you so much for the recognition. Hugs all around..

Curvy, I'll settle up with you later!


You're bloody brilliant. Nothing to blush about. EP's are not handed out like the proverbial candy. Take time to be honoured.
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Personally I have found in general that stories are of a higher quality than most erotica. The writing is of a higher caliber.


Ermmm....okay. *backing slowly away*
Owning my house is pretty important. I could sell the one I own now for three or four times what I paid years ago, but even then I'd be priced out of the local market. It's insane.

The home I spent most of my childhood years living in was recently sold for $1.7 million and then demolished to make way for two "Queen Anne Modern" houses in Seattle. As a child, the neighbourhood was very mixed economically; among my neighbours were a Boeing employee, a U.S. District Attorney (RIP Tom Wales), two King County Superior Court justices, a crabber who spent six to nine months of the year at sea, and our mail carrier.

All are gone now, most because property taxes skyrocketed, and now the neighbourhood is almost purely Amazon money.
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So. Fun story. Friday I went in for a regular doc exam. He did his thing, listened to my heart, said he wanted to do an EKG, no big deal, and then he came back into the room and said "You need to go STRAIGHT to the ER! Do not pass Go!" Turns out my heart is in a-fib (I only know what that means from old ER reruns) and is a little wonky. Not life threatening, and it's fixable, and everything should be okay. Still. Yikes!


This is not a fun story like your other fun stories. I am just saying.
Welcome, Bee (I am trying to follow along, I think this is member Princess).

Anyway! Have some coffee, don't mind the tarantula, he's a good boy, chase that coffee with this bourbon. I'm Jennifer, or Jen, or Hey, you!, whatever works. Bill is that guy with the glasses. The rest should introduce themselves as they stagger in this morning.
Ah, ermm...I clicked on the link thinking horses...dammit. I ride Australian, a 17.2 hh Percheron x Thoroughbred gelding, now twelve years old. Anyway. Mac would shift his weight and crush a minibike.
Canadian, of straight English and Scottish descent. I don't have much in the way of immediate relatives--my mother was an only child--but a more distant relation traced my mother's side of the family back to about 600. It is what it is.
Isn't it handy that my own pastor sorted this simply when I went to her for counsel on this exact topic a few years ago? For reference, I am United Methodist.

Anyway! My pastor pulled up the site, then read several of my pieces. Thought a bit, then said that since G-d had seen fit to bless me with a dirty mind, then I was only sharing His divine gifts by writing porn. For her, and according to the principles of the church, it was that simple.

You can be a good person and not be Christian. You can call yourself a Christian and not be a good person. And, per my my pastor, you can definitely be a a good person, a good Christian, and be on Lush.
A Rusty Nail with a Drambuie neat chaser, please, Bill.

I just submitted my first "sequel", in this case a follow up to Drill Day. I am sure it is for shit. So a drink would be fabulous right about now.

ETA: It posted. Still for shit, would like a read and score if you have time. Thanks!

Debrief
I agree with the other posters. Submit the story. Let it clear, let it be posted, learn from the result. You can always kill it (delete it) later, if need be.

With mine, I always take the attitude of "this is maybe probably definitely terrible, but eh, it's done". And it has worked out okay, in my case. Good luck!
Good boy, clean cut, in a conventional profession...with a bit of a streak of the bad boy in bed.