Sorry to disappoint, but the closest I have to a bikini is a tankini set. I have a total of four swimsuit options, all one-pieces (all Lands' End long torso designs) with the one outlier being that tankini. Maybe it's because, being translucently pale, I don't sunbathe--I pile on the sunblock, I swim, and then it's off to shower and change before going wherever.
I'm less of an "approval by committee" person and more of an "executive decision" person. So, no, I keep my own counsel until it either works out, and he is around long enough to meet my friends and family, or it doesn't work out, with no one the wiser.
I never have, with one possible exception who shall remain unnamed. Like seeker said, I'm more about displays of intelligence and wit in the forums.
That said, I've had, ahem, a lot of readers of my own pieces who have expressed interest in me, personally, after reading something I wrote. It's fine, it is what it is.
Happy birthday, T. Enjoy it with a glass of good gewurtztraminer and a good cuddle with your lovely wife.
xx Jen
My comments seem to be split about evenly between men and women, maybe slightly tilted towards the men. This may be because I tend to write stories of < 2000 words, most well shy of that number. Quick, dirty and slutty. shrugging Maybe my writing is just good wank material.
As to age, of those commenters with whom I am familiar, age runs the gamut from 20's to 70's.
Physically? Eyes. And oddly, eyebrows and skin. The eyes are green, skin is damn near translucent white, and the eyebrows, like my hair, are incomprehensibly dark brown.
Otherwise? Leadership, ability to take command of any given situation without being asked and without being questioned, and my ability to manage the fuck out of any emergency.
The fuck you say? No. Negatory. Not a thing.
Talk less about yourself and ask more about her interests. And in chat, or otherwise online, talking about yourself includes "oh you are so beautiful", because that is what you are thinking, along with all that follows, not necessarily what she wants to hear. For G-d's sake do not talk about your cock right off, or worse, PM her an unsolicited dick pic.
In my case, you are holding my attention if you are keeping up. I switch between politics, sex, arcane literary references and random math shit all the damn time. Do not answer a question about, say, the Aleutian Islands, with "Yah, I like beaches". Of course, some women are here for the thrill of attention, so they may be open to talking sex right off. If that's what you're after, great, good, okay.
Good luck.
balls up some shiny tinfoil for Rachel and tosses it out in the yard
We know if you're using sildenafil (Viagra), or tadalafinil (Cialis), which is generally much safer and much longer lasting. We just know. Okay, maybe some women without any medical experience or with willful blinders won't know, but it took me about 42.6 seconds after meeting a guy to know that he was taking something.
And here's the thing. A good woman won't give a half a damn (except if she's a nurse, in which case she'll run down your health history, how you obtained the drug, and suggest that maybe you should switch to tadalafinil). If it makes you feel confident, if it makes you feel better, then fantastic. That's all that matters.
I've thought about a discreet lower back tattoo with crossed flags and ivy, representing my citizenships. I've just never quite gotten around to doing it--and there are some amazing tattoo artists in the region.
Of course you would recognise me.
Are you and I currently in an active, monogamous relationship? Have we talked about my being treated like an object? Are you and I currently engaged in sexual activity? Then yes, calling me a "slut" is absolutely fine.
Now, if I don't know you, or know you only in passing, and you call me a slut in any context, you'll find yourself quite quickly faced with a cold stare and an abrupt end to the conversation, if you're lucky. If luck is not so much on your side and I feel that your choice of verbiage plus physical actions warrant it, you'll find yourself quite quickly levelled, on the ground and with emergency services en route (I'm the compassionate sort).
So, I'd suggest that you err on the side of caution and be very careful about whom and under what circumstances you address any woman as "slut", if only because concussions suck.
