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HotBttmInBriefs
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 46
United States
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Recently the guys I work out with and play tennis with were all sitting around talking over drinks. And the topic of this post sort of came up.
We were talking about the girls that 2 of the guys were dating....one for awhile and the other for several months.
The one who had been dating a girl for a few weeks related his story first. It got to the intimate stage and while cuddling afterward they had sex, he was relaxed and passed gas. Evidently they were not at the passing gas phase yet because she immediately kicked him out and refused to take his calls.
The 2nd friend had been seeing a girl for several months and she invited him to move in. We were all shocked to learn that it didn't last long though. Apparently bathroom habits were a problem. On the third or fourth morning after they moved in together, she was in the shower and he came into the bathroom to pee. That was a no no and apparently too much for her. They are still dating but living together was too much for her.
So guys and girls is there a habit of a partner that is just too much for you? Is it a bathroom habit? Or is it passing gas? If so how soon is too soon to pass gas in front of someone?
What is the breaking point for you? Just what is it that a person can do that totally wipes them out as a potential lover or partner?
For me mine is not a bodily function that I can think of. It is more of just getting too clingy too fast. I am a person who likes my space, and it is even difficult for me to account for my time to someone I have been with a long time.
Maybe running a close second would be someone who is really messy. I am not a clean or neat freak, but I do like things tidy.
We were talking about the girls that 2 of the guys were dating....one for awhile and the other for several months.
The one who had been dating a girl for a few weeks related his story first. It got to the intimate stage and while cuddling afterward they had sex, he was relaxed and passed gas. Evidently they were not at the passing gas phase yet because she immediately kicked him out and refused to take his calls.
The 2nd friend had been seeing a girl for several months and she invited him to move in. We were all shocked to learn that it didn't last long though. Apparently bathroom habits were a problem. On the third or fourth morning after they moved in together, she was in the shower and he came into the bathroom to pee. That was a no no and apparently too much for her. They are still dating but living together was too much for her.
So guys and girls is there a habit of a partner that is just too much for you? Is it a bathroom habit? Or is it passing gas? If so how soon is too soon to pass gas in front of someone?
What is the breaking point for you? Just what is it that a person can do that totally wipes them out as a potential lover or partner?
For me mine is not a bodily function that I can think of. It is more of just getting too clingy too fast. I am a person who likes my space, and it is even difficult for me to account for my time to someone I have been with a long time.
Maybe running a close second would be someone who is really messy. I am not a clean or neat freak, but I do like things tidy.
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Quote by WellMadeMale
Pfft...if you weren't such a freaking stud, you wouldn't have that problem at all. Think about those less fortunate out here who never get any bothersome flirtatious come'ons from horny peeps wanting some of their time.
From one freaking stud to another .......
The work ones are the only ones bothersome.....but I guess I really shouldn't be on there when I am at work but hey it gets boring at times.....but some of the chat is not good for when you have to get up and move around the office ..... reminds me of the high school years and being called to work a problem on the chalk board at the most inopportune times. LOL
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Thanks Sprite and principessa. I am still learning all the things you can do around here.
I will try that at work from now on.
I will try that at work from now on.
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The biggest thing that bugs me lately I guess is putting myself on AWAY especially when I am at work or just want to concentrate on reading a story. I cannot chat at work but I am able to read stories. But even on AWAY status there are still many folks who just ignore it and just bombard you with online messages.
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Quote by clum
Again, can (and should) easily be done with tags.
I think that is easy to say and easy to understand but if authors don't tag stories as such then how can a reader find that particular subject. For instance I am reading a story now in the bisexual section that would fit the MFM tag you refer to but the tags on the story don't reveal that at all. The tags are simply bisexual, first time and blowjob.
If a person is searching for a mmf story that one would never come up.
Simply saying it can easily be done with tags still doesn't help when the tags aren't there.
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When I write my stories based on real lift often I do so while listening to music that reminds me of that situation.
But when writing fiction I usually find pictures that remind of my characters and use them for inspiration.
But when writing fiction I usually find pictures that remind of my characters and use them for inspiration.
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I've accidentally shot cum in a lady's eye too. She said it burned terribly.
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I'm sure they are too Crazydiamond. They always are. I was just wondering as it lasted longer than it normally does.
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Man...woman...either one....love watching them with my cock in their mouth...so erotic and hot.
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Most mornings on the site here (morning for me in the US) are slow for a few hours. But this week it has been longer than a few hours.
The daytime is the best time for me to read. Yesterday it took me hours to read 3 stories and comment and vote on them because it took so long to load.
Today I just gave up after trying forever to get a story to open. I can't even open my own profile page at all, and only get a few profile pages to open.
Earlier I tried to post on the forum and after fifteen minutes my message hadn't even posted.
Is it slow for everyone?
The daytime is the best time for me to read. Yesterday it took me hours to read 3 stories and comment and vote on them because it took so long to load.
Today I just gave up after trying forever to get a story to open. I can't even open my own profile page at all, and only get a few profile pages to open.
Earlier I tried to post on the forum and after fifteen minutes my message hadn't even posted.
Is it slow for everyone?
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Here in the US I have heard a few slip through from time to time. I know once on a live show on MTV -- I think the movie awards fuck was even said and they didn't have time to bleep it.
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I haven't gotten to read through all of the responses yet...so not sure if someone has already suggested this or not. If they have ... sorry.
But I would love a D.I.L.F. section.
But I would love a D.I.L.F. section.
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F - Freak out when your partner gets naked and act like your scared
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Good comments Poppet.
As far as readers I understand that some don't want to comment or score.
I do wonder sometimes more why fellow authors won't score or comment. Especially when they want others to comment or score their stories. Just kind of weird.
As far as readers I understand that some don't want to comment or score.
I do wonder sometimes more why fellow authors won't score or comment. Especially when they want others to comment or score their stories. Just kind of weird.
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For me....
1) Bisexual
2) Gay Male
3) Reluctance
4) Anal
5) Straight Sex
6) First Time
7) Quickie Sex
8) Group Sex
9) Exhibitionism
10) Voyeur
11) Masturbation
12)
13) Oral Sex
14) Supernatural
15) Wife Lovers
16) Mature
17) Love Stories
18)
19) MILF
20) Interacial
21) Fetish
22) Toys
23) Transexual
24) Lesbia
25) Crossdressing
Sometimes it changes up some but those are basically the normal order of preference.
1) Bisexual
2) Gay Male
3) Reluctance
4) Anal
5) Straight Sex
6) First Time
7) Quickie Sex
8) Group Sex
9) Exhibitionism
10) Voyeur
11) Masturbation
12)
13) Oral Sex
14) Supernatural
15) Wife Lovers
16) Mature
17) Love Stories
18)
19) MILF
20) Interacial
21) Fetish
22) Toys
23) Transexual
24) Lesbia
25) Crossdressing
Sometimes it changes up some but those are basically the normal order of preference.
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S - Say the wrong name when your partner is giving u a blowjob
