Janitor in a porn theater.
Unlawful possession and use of a Fleshlight.
It started with slow stroking...
This is her punishment...locked in the room with naked pictures of KK and no way to pleasure yourself.
Kiera is the lead test pilot for the Gargantua Dildo company.
Granted, but they are all like Honey-BooBoo and her family.
I wish I could be a fighter pilot.
Seeker, in real life, is a professor. This semester he is presenting the class, "Sexual Positions of Ancient Persia"
Story of my life...I show up in the 3 some thread and its nothing but guys...ummm no is the answer
he penetrates the hot flesh.
Granted, and just so you know, the beach at Hongwon, North Korea is lovely this time of year.
I wish that extraterrestrial entities would arrive and give humanity the secret to anti-gravity drive systems.
Correct, in fact, I cannot think of any sane, rational human that does.
TPBM recently bought a new pair of underwear that they are wearing right now.
Yoga?? And that was the special yoga position known as the "Reverse Cowgirl" that I was watching...You stay locked down.
"...the action!" The cameras zoomed...
Granted, you just earned tons of money...Vietnamese Dongs, but money none the less
I wish I could ride a Velociraptor with a mini-gun mounted on the saddle
You and KK will cease and desist any and all sexual position practice in my bed immediately
Introduce myself to above, Hi, I'm Rod...and looking below
Granted, you are now a hot Italian sub and Hillary Clinton is going to spread vinegar and oil on you.
I wish I was a secretary in the Air Force working for a general.
Blue Hibachi Shrimp..."YOU WANTED THE BEST...WELL YOU GOT THE BEST!!! THE HOTTEST BAND IN THE LAND, BLUE HIBACHI SHRIMP!!!! <The opening heavy metal riffs of the hit song, "Bumping Uglies" begin>
How lucky can I get?? I am in.
Seriously, I am trying to help. This is therapy to assist her in dealing with her intense cleithrophobia.
Yes, and it sucks but it was understandable considering the reason for their cancellation.
Have you ever wanted to buy a sex toy but did not because you didn't want the salesperson to think you were a perv?
the audience grew restless. They...
I am going X-Men
Sean Connery or Daniel Craig
Introduce myself to above, Hi, I'm Rod...and kiss below
Hey, brother.
