HotRodG's Profile

30 Apr 2014

Arctic Char with a fresh salad, pan fried dill
potatoes and a fresh lemon sauce

North Korea

30 Apr 2014

A little...these 12 and 14 hour days catch up to me.

TPBM is planning a long,hot,erotic sexual adventure in the next few days

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30 Apr 2014

Roses are Red
Bacon is Red
Poetry is hard
Bacon....

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29 Apr 2014

For singing Proud to Be An American, while in a brothel in Romania.

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29 Apr 2014

No, not really. I prefer renting them that way if they suck I am not out a bunch of money.

If you were going on a holiday to Caribbean, where would you go?

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29 Apr 2014

Granted, the planet has been slung out of its orbit and is travelling at the speed of a rifle bullet straight at the sun causing the oceans to boil off.

I wish the state would allow me to keep an alligator as a domestic pet

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29 Apr 2014

Peeling my shirt off...um, yeah

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29 Apr 2014

<Reading chart> Holy shit...really?! Penile fracture!!!

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29 Apr 2014

As she prepared to rip...

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29 Apr 2014

Gloryhole carpenter

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29 Apr 2014

Quote by ginger86
ht was stripped of his record. seems wearing a vibrating butt plug is considered performance enhancing and therefore not allowed.

LMFAO!! I knew he was using PED's...performance enhancing devices...

HT is better known as "Bud Toughstick" in the various amateur porn videos he has starred in.

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29 Apr 2014

Granted, and your proof shows that humanity and all of the life forms on the planet were just a drunken mistake while the creator was on a drinking binge.

I wish the tyrannosaurus rex that lives in the woods behind my house would stop with roaring at all hours of the night.

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29 Apr 2014

KK, Ginger...answer honestly...

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29 Apr 2014

10 hours, 37 minutes and 16 seconds...that is the new masturbation world record that HT set during one boring day. The record is even more impressive considering he was at work while setting the record.
Well done!

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29 Apr 2014

You need to stop letting Ginger spread your legs that wide...the MRI results are good and your hip is going to be fine.

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29 Apr 2014

Granted, but with this new comprehension you understand the plight of the homeless in NYC and offer your car, a Prius, to Dirty Mike and the boys for them to use as a "soup kitchen".

I wish that, while I was at the Star Fleet Academy, I had made a different decision during the Kobyashi Maru test. (Spoiler: Kill them all, let God sort them out is the incorrect decision)

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26 Apr 2014

KK was observed wearing a Man U jersey while sipping her cup of tea in the park.

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26 Apr 2014

Yes, I would

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26 Apr 2014

Granted, but unlike the future author, you are arrested for being an oyster pirate.

I wish I knew how to build a particle accelerator.

[ As an aside, I understand that having Hillary Clinton smearing oil on you is not a spoiler. I will also agree with that considering this...]