You were with Ginger again, weren't you? How did you break your tongue??
Damn!! I told you...in fact a lot of us told you not to use jumper cables as nipple clamps
Who knew...really, who knew that using Nitroglycerine as lube would lower your blood pressure
I am going to dominate my KK...
International League of Chronic Masturbators
Fortunately, KK does that all the time and JDM and I are used to it
After introducing myself to Melissa...Hi, I am Rod...yeah I am in that pile.
Kiera...focus hun...now tell me...was the idea of putting Pop Rocks in your vagina really worth the orgasm?
I am going to kiss above...and it is going to be very passionate with lots of tongue
Oh thank God...you are conscious! KK, you have to know, condom inhalation is a serious issue and you have to be more careful
I was shocked...but not as much as the USA/Ghana score!
TPBM thinks that X-Men is real and believes they can prove it.
HEY!!! You aren't Sassylicious...wait a fuckin minute...I remember asking Hiddentalent123 to get me another drink...that I was going to meet sassy in the bed room...THAT ASSHOLE DRUGGED ME AND TOOK OFF WITH HER!!
Once tried to trade a baby alligator for beer.
Fortunately, Kiera has been practicing fully naked dentistry for a couple of years and can replace the tooth...as long as everyone is naked
measuring how small his cock is
well, I didn't actually read it as much as I used my telepathic powers and sensed its meaning.
TPBM believes that between Daphne from Scooby-Doo is much better looking and hotter then teenaged Pebbles from the Flintstones.
"Orgasmic bliss is only moments...
Arrested for public indecency following a very oily, wet, threesome with blow-up sex dolls in the parking lot of the shopping mall
I was ingesting dihydrogen monoxide
Failing to register his weapon...
Unfortunately, she spent a large portion of her earnings giving her formerly unpaid sex slave a decent wage
