wanton sex drive. He plugged...
I told you the reverse cowgirl position was a complex one...that's how these types of injuries happen.
No shit...the hickey Ginger gave you caused a massive blood clot which caused the paralysis in your right arm.
A dildo on a pogo stick!?!? Dude, you cannot be serious...you put a dildo on a pogo stick?
Hmmm...it has to be Sumo wrestler costume checker...insuring that everything is covered correctly and if not, making...adjustments.
No, I am probably not allowed but I will sit quietly in the corner and watch the 3 above
He paused, and sniffed cautiously.
I have checked that off. An interesting side note, when all of the cells on the chute do not deploy you will land hard and look like a bucket of spilled fuck all over the drop zone...
TPBM once worked as a clown in a circus.
deeply into her receptive body.
That is so true. I do the impossible while under fire, with no funding or support from higher ups who are actually working against me and trying to impede and provide obstacles to my successfully doing the impossible. I am assisted by incompetent and useless assistants yet, I still go out there and get it done.
TPBM has actually seen a Sasquatch in the wild.
Granted...but you know what? I would love that also so I am not spoiling that wish.
I wish I had a taste for Kim-Chi
firm, very toned, ass cheeks.
Hello Chrissy..you know, I have to kiss you
The midget fluffer groaned then...
Not slipping in, but will stand to the side and prep the Water-Jel Tactical burn blanket for the second degree burns he will have on the sides of his head...
"And....action!" The director pointed...
while the sounds of Cher...
into inflatable blow-up dolls. They...
(I decided to count blow-up as one word, not 2. Any objections should be taken up with Hotrodg, the official referee for this thread.)
Stop hogging the bed and don't put your cold feet on me.
"The midget scene is next."
Granted, but all of their songs are now done in the gangster rap style.
I wish I had bought into the Microsoft company in 1988 when the stock was 1 dollar a share.
"STOP FUCKING!!" the director yelled.
