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Never tried it. In fact, I've never seen it in tye store. Sounds like it must be worth the try.
Whatdafuckudoin
Meaning what's up.
Well until my BF found another girl friend it was great. My husband appreciated his help. Lol.
Well until my BF found another girl friend it was great. My husband appreciated his help. Lol.
Petite dress size. 34x 21 x 34 1/2 C.
Yep. Gawd, I sound like such a slut. When we first started this hot wife lifestyle I went with this guy and his friend on a boat. We went cruising the islands and scuba diving. On the way back one thing led to another and they both took turns. Told my hubby when I got home all the details. He made love to me all night long.
I dunno. How about you? Do you want an 8" dick? Maybe Santa has one to give you for Christmas.
I looked up a recipe on All add Toscana Soup.
It's cool... I think.
So I joined "titties" and what happens now? I joined because I've got a matching pair. Do we talk about nursing or mammograms?
Well, let's find out? Do you exhibit ANY of the following:
Glibness/Superficial charm - Somewhat. I flirt a lot.
Grandiose sense of self worth - I have self worth . Grandiose? Dunno
Cunning/Manipulative - I'm a survivor. Cunning as a serpent and gentle as a lamb.
Pathological lying - everyone lies. How are you? Fine. (Lie)
Lack of remorse or guilt - Not me. I feel guilt because... I'm guilty?
'Shallow Affect' Genuine emotion is short lived and egocentric - I don't dwell. I learn and move on.
Callousness/Lack of empathy - like Bill Clinton... I feel your pain.
Failure to accept responsibility for one's actions - Not me here either. I'm a good catholic girl. I'll cut your nuts off and go confess it.
Name The Nazi:
1. Spanish Cunt – Francisco Franco
2. Bald bastard – Benito Mussolini
3. Charlie Chaplin look-a-like – Adolph Hitler
4. War Mongering meat head - George W Bush Jr.
5. Vicious lap dog - Dick Cheney
Depends on the time of the month. During my period I'm so sensitive it is painful. Part of foreplay? Absolutely! But so is kissing.
It was at the time but what I feel now is lucky. Lucky I didn't catch a STD or get pregnant. I describe the circumstances in my story.
Q: How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Fifty. Fifty? Yeah, it's in the contract.
