Q: How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to change it and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
If like anyone gives a fuck, I'm drinking wine. A lot of it.
When were marshmallows invented?
During those times, Egyptians made individual marshmallows by hand by extracting sap from a mallow plant and mixing it with nuts and honey. This delicious sweet developed a new form when, in the 1800s, candy makers in France took the sap from marshmallow plants and combined it with egg whites and sugar.
Arrested for peeing in the ocean
I was divorced a year and then reconciled after I realized he completed me. Went on a few dates and most men thought I was an easy lay because I was divorced. Now I appreciate what I have more than ever.
Yeah, you're right everyone including my mother tried to fix me up. My suggestion is to just be yourself. Leave the masks at home.
Tasted it on hubbies lips. I think it's an acquired taste.
I hate when I ask someone how are they doing and they actually tell me.
Boys boys. stop fighting. And Chuck you didn't take a number.
He was arrested stealing food from a tail-gater at a college football game.
Ok here's a couple.
A young American aviator that becomes a Tycoon.
A Jewish girl writes her memories
An ageless man's art.
A political satire of both large and small porportions
A few years ago this would be unheard of to even ask. After over twenty years of marriage we decided mutually for me to become a hot wife. Now my regret is why didn't we start this sooner? I get a lot of attention and absolutely love it.