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HotWife4U
Over 90 days ago
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Q: How many existentialists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Two. One to change it and one to observe how the lightbulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
When were marshmallows invented?

During those times, Egyptians made individual marshmallows by hand by extracting sap from a mallow plant and mixing it with nuts and honey. This delicious sweet developed a new form when, in the 1800s, candy makers in France took the sap from marshmallow plants and combined it with egg whites and sugar.
I was divorced a year and then reconciled after I realized he completed me. Went on a few dates and most men thought I was an easy lay because I was divorced. Now I appreciate what I have more than ever.

Yeah, you're right everyone including my mother tried to fix me up. My suggestion is to just be yourself. Leave the masks at home.
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IF that is DIRECTED at the above post then I am DISAPPOINTED with you...

(Perhaps it's not...)

xx SF


Polly Paranoia, Me...


Of course not. All is good.
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I guarantee you it's possible and highly pleasurable!


Oh my! It looks like giving birth. (Which I did) but... Pleasurable? Owwww.
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As many have said, it's not in your best interest to keep things bottled up. And, as CK has mentioned, it depends on the situation, who's involved, and whether there is benefit to saying your mind/what your heart says.

In my life, I am one of those that writes things down. I'll stew over something if it's important to me or my loved ones. Sometimes, my opinion isn't popular, and as we all know, words can be like knives ... so I try to ensure my comments are not directly hurtful.

I have also found, as I "mature" (don't laugh, I am!) there are things that you really don't need to sweat over, things that will annoy you, and things that you do need to speak up about. The trick is learning what is which of those.

Good luck!

PA



This me perfectly
I hate when I ask someone how are they doing and they actually tell me.
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I'm sorry...


(START YOUR OWN THREAD YOU WITCH!!!)


But...

A Jewish girl writes her memories


(FRANKLY, that's LADY GA GA's as yet UNPUBLISHED autobiography...)

xx SF


And if this:

An ageless man's art.


...is A PORTRAIT OF DORIAN GRAY then I want to sleep with you...




Yeah you got Dorian Gray

But as far as wanting to sleeping with me... Take number. Lol.
He was arrested stealing food from a tail-gater at a college football game.
Ok here's a couple.

A young American aviator that becomes a Tycoon.


A Jewish girl writes her memories


An ageless man's art.


A political satire of both large and small porportions
A few years ago this would be unheard of to even ask. After over twenty years of marriage we decided mutually for me to become a hot wife. Now my regret is why didn't we start this sooner? I get a lot of attention and absolutely love it.
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If you were having sex on a vacation and you realize that someone’s watching you from the next room, would you stop having sex or continue having sex?


That actually happened at our place in Hawaii at Turtle Bay. We were going at it hot and heavy and I saw someone with their face pressed against the window. I screamed and pulled the sheet over me. He ran away. I don't know how long he was there but I'm pretty sure he got a show seeing how I was being a good little cowgirl.
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Funny... I don't see the usual trolls trolling the troll thread. :-)