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Gangbanged while tied-up to a bed (or anything else for that matter) and blindfolded.

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Smoking. It's discusting. Ashtray breath. Yuckkk.

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And BY THE FUCKING WAY I'm POLITICALLY CORRECT. I've got POLITICAL CORRECTNESS FALLING OUT OF MY FAT IRISH ASS YOU FUCKING HARRIDAN! I SHIT political correctness!!!

And DON'T get ME started on the IRISH!

I AM IRISH and I think they are the most drink-addled, molly-headed, ROMANTIC MINDED SHITE CONJURORS who ever sucked piss out of a boot.

(Which we ACTUALLY did during The Great Famine.)

WHAT have THE IRISH ever given the WORLD?

Riverdance and fucking James Joyce! (And lots of really shit Boy Bands.)

I WANNA BE SWISS!

(No writers or Artists to speak of but a GREAT banking system, CUTE CLOCKS with a little bird that pops out on the hour, army knives and mercenaries who guard Our Holy Father The Pope!)

xx SF

Oh.

(We also have some of the most beautiful women in the world, although we call them weird names.)

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IT'S A LIST OF FUCKING GIVEN NAMES!!! HOW CAN THAT BE OFFENSIVE???

xx SF

(Are you NUTS!?!)

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Prompted by a post by my Welsh friend CurvyGalore, I thought I'd mention a few Irish Girl's names that you might not be familiar with.

Siobhan, (Pronounced Shove-Awn)

Grainne, (Graw-in-yeh) (It means BRIGHT or SHINING)

Mairead, (Mar-Aid)

Sorcha, (Sur-uch-ah)

Niamh, (Neeev)

Blaithin, (Blaw-heen) (It means LITTLE FLOWER)

Ide, (Eee-da)

Cara, (Kaar-a)

Brid, (Breed)

Aine, (Ah-in-yeh)

Blathnid, (Blaw-nid) (It means FLOWER)

Deirdre, (Deer-dra)

Aoibheann, (Eve-ing) (It means BEAUTY)

Edel, (Eee-dell)

Maire, (Moy-rah)

Eibhlinn, (Eye-leen) (Irish for HELEN)

Padrigin, (Paw-Drig-Eeen) (Irish for PATRICIA)

Saoirse, (See-Or-Shah) (It means FREEDOM)

Nollaig, (Null-Ag) (It means CHRISTMAS)

Caitlin, (Caught-Leen)

Medbh, (Mayve) (Ryhmes with WAVE!)

Muireann, (Mwir-Ann)

Mairin, (Maureen)

Doireann, (Dir-Enn)

Caireann, (Karen)



My name, (Stephen) in Irish is STIOPHAN, (Stee-Oh-Fawn) Except in SOME REGIONAL IRISH ACCENTS they pronounce that Stiff-On. (You can IMAGINE the fun they had with that at my school...)


xx SF

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Hi Beth:

Welcome to Lush.

To put a picture in your avatar. You need to select a picture from your computer. Right click and hit save image. Next you save the image where ever you will remember it on your computer.

Next go to Settings, then Change Avatar, Choose file, (Go to where ever you saved the image) Upload image. Hope that helps.

As for creating stories, I usually type my stories in Word and then copy and paste them to Lush.

Hugs,
Mysteriai
xo

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Okay, so this is the mistake I see most often when I'm modding stories, and it's a bit of a pet peeve.

The amount of people who "lay" down on a bed, or floor, or wherever the notion takes them is baffling! You do not "lay" down. You lie down.

I stumbled across this great link which I think is a really useful resource. It's been posted before, but I wanted to highlight this issue because it happens so often.

The link explains how it works with tenses etc, so I won't repeat it here, but please have a read.

Thanks, Jen xx

http://www.quickanddirtytips.com/education/grammar/lay-versus-lie?page=1

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In order of preference: In my pussy, in my mouth, in my ass, on my tits. Really not a fan of facials, and def not in my eyes or hair! No, actually, I more often clean him up than he does me!

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This thread is still going? Last week it was 8 inches but this week it is 11. I call it Pinocchio dick.