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Are you male or female? Male

How old are you? 63-going-on-19

How many times a week do you masturbate? Too many to count -- several times a day usually

How many times do you orgasm each time you play? 1-3, sometimes more


Where do you masturbate:

In bed? Yes

In the shower? Yes

In the bath? Don't usually take baths, but if I do -- yes

Outdoors? Yes

At work? Yes

Every room in the house? Yes

In a car while traveling... ? Yes, including while driving to stay awake at night


What do you fantasize about when you play:

A significant other? Yes

A friend? Yes

A friend's spouse? No -- none that I can think of at the moment

A stranger? Yes

A student? Yes

A member of the same sex? Yes

A past lover? Yes


What position do you play in:

On your back? Yes, mostly

Standing? Yes

Kneeling? Yes

Sitting? Yes

Lying on tummy? Occasionally


How do you play:

With left hand? Yes -- ambidextrous

With right hand? Yes -- ambidextrous

With a toy? Sometimes

With water from bath? Yes, or shower

Written erotica? Yes

Pictures? Yes

Movie clips online? Yes

Videos? Yes

Something on TV? Yes (especially True Blood)


What is your favorite porn:

Straight sex between man and woman? Like it all

Gay or lesbian sex? Like it all

Group sex or orgies? Like it all

Blow jobs/oral sex? Like it all

Cumshots? Like it all

Anal? Like it all

Interracial? Like it all

Age play? Like it all

S&M? Like it all

Role playing? Like it all (role playing if it isn't too hokey)

Kinky? Like it all -- and then some


Have you ever masturbated to:

Email messages? Yes

A chat room dialogue? Yes

Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes


Have you ever:

Been caught masturbating? Yes

Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes, and mutual masturbation

Masturbated for the same sex? Yes

Masturbated in a group? Yes

Masturbated for a photo? Yes

Masturbated for a webcam? Yes

Masturbated for a video? Yes (once I figured out what this question probably means)


Do you ever:

Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Yes, often

Insert something or play with your ass? Yes

Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Sometimes

Use pain as a method of playing? Yes


For men and women:

Do you taste your cum? Yes, delicious

When was the last time you masturbated? Before starting this survey

Are you wet or hard now? Was at the start, but too much concentration on all these questions so got soft

Are you going to masturbate now? Probably

Are you a masturbation addict? That is pejorative. Let's just say I, uh, get off on it. Often.

What is the most you have played in one day?